Donald Trump is currently organizing pigeons against the united states government.
Why is organizing a professional hide-and-seek tournament hard?
It's hard to find good players.
I had a business organizing closets...
but my prices were too low and I soon went bankrupt. I had no sense of shelf-worth.
Two men are organizing a herd of deer.
Two men are organizing a herd of deer.
Seeing as the had 26 deer, they decided to label each one with a letter of the alphabet. As they’re herding them into an enclosure, they realize they only had 25.
“One of them’s missing,” said the first man.
“Oh dear.”
I always thought that organizing the Amsterdam Light Festival would be a heavy task
But it turns out to be quite light
Why does a skunk bother organizing his pantry?
He likes keeping everything in odor.
Organizing a fleet of boats...
Organizing a yoga session was very easy
Luckly she was freelance so her hours were flexible
Organizing nuns into a group
I've been having a tough time organizing things since the surgery...
I have a system for organizing the beverages in my refrigerator.
I use the Mountain Dewey decimal system.
Dad joke escalation
Dad was visiting last week, talking about his household projects he did. He mentioned that he got his septic tank emptied before winter, and that 'it was a shitty job'. He then tells me that his neighbor also had to get his tank emptied, so the service truck also emptied the neighbor's tank at the same time. He smiles and says, "Well, my neighbor and I finally got our shit together!"
He said he was very proud of himself for making an original pun like that. I patted him on the shoulder, looked him in the eye and said, "I can always appreciate an organic pun."
How does Nasa organize a party?
What is the organ donation center called in England?
How do astronomers organize a party?
They planet.
(Yeah. I saturn one of their meetings, so I know)
What do you call a fish that knows a lot of organized information?
I think my postman is an organ donor.
His truck says, “We deliver for you.”
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it failed miserably.
Good players are hard to find.
What's Israel's cannabis organization?
One of my buddies asked me if I could find out what the largest organ in the human body was.
So I googled and told him exactly what I found.
Basically a skin for a friend.
Blood and Organ related puns please
So a colleague is leaving my work (transfusion medicine lab) to work as an information manager for the organ transplant service. I make cards and I’m trying to think up something punny to write on/in his card and I’ll paint a picture on the front for context. I was thinking like “bloody good luck” or “sorry you’re transplanting”... but less shitty!
Thanks in advance :)
My x wife hated the way I organized everything
Hopefully my y wife won’t be my last.
I was researching about Atheism
Turns out it's a non-prophet organization
My wife just bought some organic rosehips
I did even know roses had legs.
Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"
"That's M'Shell on my back!"
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
How does Santa keep his library organized?
The reason there is so few organ donors is
What do you call an organized alligator?
I don't know, but you better not mess with it!
How does Santa organize his list?
He puts it in elf-abetical order.
I read a story about twin brothers born with a single body and shared organs.
Age 6 they were separated in a successful 13hr surgery. Later in life they went to prison for armed robbery. They served 10yrs. Afterwards they wrote their book about being ex-con joined twins.
When the church relocated ...
it had an organ transplant.
What External Organ does an Owl use to Breathe?
What do you call a mediocre member of organized crime?
During an organ donation how do doctors decide which kidney to pick?
They pick the right one.
That way there's still one left
The World Health Organization announced dogs cannot contract COVID-19 and indicated they should no longer be quarantined.
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.
W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!
What do you call a guinea pig that partakes in organized crime?
Man #1: "Sir, would you like a pamphlet about our organization?
I used to disagree with organ transplants...
...but I've had a change of heart.
I’m having trouble organizing a hide-and-seek league.
Good players are hard to find.
I'm having trouble organizing a Hide and Seek League.
Good players are hard to find.
I'm having trouble organizing a Hide And Seek league
Good players are hard to find.
How does nasa organize a party?
What do you call an organ donation center in England?
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.
Good players are hard to find.
How does NASA organize a party?
I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.
Good players are hard to find.
How does NASA organize a party?
How do astronomers organize a banquet?
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