I'm participating in a raffle. The organizer handed me my number. I asked if it will get angry if I dropped it. The organizer looked confused but-
I just don't want to tick-et off.
What did the treasure hunt organizer say when people couldn't find the impressionist painter he'd hidden?
That wasn't very cache Monet of you.
The Times Square event organizers have a big night ahead of them...
Hope they don't drop the ball...
While considering buying a portable tool organizer, I told my GF, "It would be useful if I had to carry it around...
...but it's not my case."
Dad joke escalation
Dad was visiting last week, talking about his household projects he did. He mentioned that he got his septic tank emptied before winter, and that 'it was a shitty job'. He then tells me that his neighbor also had to get his tank emptied, so the service truck also emptied the neighbor's tank at the same time. He smiles and says, "Well, my neighbor and I finally got our shit together!"
He said he was very proud of himself for making an original pun like that. I patted him on the shoulder, looked him in the eye and said, "I can always appreciate an organic pun."
It takes guts to be an organ donor
For real tho. Donate your organs. It saved my dads life 😁
How does Nasa organize a party?
I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament,
but good players are really hard to find.
Doc told me he has good news and bad news for me. Bad news is my organs are shutting down from my eating only pepperoni, ham & salami.
I started volunteering for an organization that builds housing for large sea creatures.
It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.
What is the organ donation center called in England?
What organ in your body enlarges four times when you are excited?
I got a bottle of organic apple juice that said “concentrate from Turkey”
Wouldn’t that make it... turkey juice?
They should make a political organization for older people who've left the workforce.
Call it the retirement party
How do astronomers organize a party?
They planet.
(Yeah. I saturn one of their meetings, so I know)
What do you call a fish that knows a lot of organized information?
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.
Good players are hard to find.
I think my postman is an organ donor.
His truck says, “We deliver for you.”
Blood and Organ related puns please
So a colleague is leaving my work (transfusion medicine lab) to work as an information manager for the organ transplant service. I make cards and I’m trying to think up something punny to write on/in his card and I’ll paint a picture on the front for context. I was thinking like “bloody good luck” or “sorry you’re transplanting”... but less shitty!
Thanks in advance :)
What's Israel's cannabis organization?
One of my buddies asked me if I could find out what the largest organ in the human body was.
So I googled and told him exactly what I found.
Basically a skin for a friend.
I was researching about Atheism
Turns out it's a non-prophet organization
My x wife hated the way I organized everything
Hopefully my y wife won’t be my last.
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
My wife just bought some organic rosehips
I did even know roses had legs.
Donald Trump is currently organizing pigeons against the united states government.
What kind of car does a Jedi drive.....
Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"
"That's M'Shell on my back!"
How does Santa keep his library organized?
The reason there is so few organ donors is
What do you call an organized alligator?
I don't know, but you better not mess with it!
How does Santa organize his list?
He puts it in elf-abetical order.
I read a story about twin brothers born with a single body and shared organs.
Age 6 they were separated in a successful 13hr surgery. Later in life they went to prison for armed robbery. They served 10yrs. Afterwards they wrote their book about being ex-con joined twins.
I thought I might have a parasite so I sprayed my self with a cheap bug bomb.
Now all I have to show for it is a nervous tick.
There was a naked man running around the church
The police caught him by the organ
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.
W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!
What do you call a mediocre member of organized crime?
What External Organ does an Owl use to Breathe?
How does nasa organize a party?
Why couldn't the skeleton be an organ donor?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
What do you call an organ donation center in England?
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it failed miserably.
Good players are hard to find.
How does NASA organize a party?
I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.
Good players are hard to find.
How does NASA organize a party?
How do astronomers organize a banquet?
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