Why is organizing a professional hide-and-seek tournament hard?
It's hard to find good players.
Two men are organizing a herd of deer.
Two men are organizing a herd of deer.
Seeing as the had 26 deer, they decided to label each one with a letter of the alphabet. As they’re herding them into an enclosure, they realize they only had 25.
“One of them’s missing,” said the first man.
“Oh dear.”
I had a business organizing closets...
but my prices were too low and I soon went bankrupt. I had no sense of shelf-worth.
I always thought that organizing the Amsterdam Light Festival would be a heavy task
But it turns out to be quite light
Why does a skunk bother organizing his pantry?
He likes keeping everything in odor.
Organizing a fleet of boats...
Organizing a yoga session was very easy
Luckly she was freelance so her hours were flexible
Organizing nuns into a group
I've been having a tough time organizing things since the surgery...
I have a system for organizing the beverages in my refrigerator.
I use the Mountain Dewey decimal system.
Dad joke escalation
Dad was visiting last week, talking about his household projects he did. He mentioned that he got his septic tank emptied before winter, and that 'it was a shitty job'. He then tells me that his neighbor also had to get his tank emptied, so the service truck also emptied the neighbor's tank at the same time. He smiles and says, "Well, my neighbor and I finally got our shit together!"
He said he was very proud of himself for making an original pun like that. I patted him on the shoulder, looked him in the eye and said, "I can always appreciate an organic pun."
How does NASA organize a party?
Blood and Organ related puns please
So a colleague is leaving my work (transfusion medicine lab) to work as an information manager for the organ transplant service. I make cards and I’m trying to think up something punny to write on/in his card and I’ll paint a picture on the front for context. I was thinking like “bloody good luck” or “sorry you’re transplanting”... but less shitty!
Thanks in advance :)
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.
Good players are hard to find.
Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"
"That's M'Shell on my back!"
How does Santa keep his library organized?
The reason there is so few organ donors is
What do you call an organized alligator?
I don't know, but you better not mess with it!
How does Santa organize his list?
He puts it in elf-abetical order.
How do astronomers organize a banquet?
I read a story about twin brothers born with a single body and shared organs.
Age 6 they were separated in a successful 13hr surgery. Later in life they went to prison for armed robbery. They served 10yrs. Afterwards they wrote their book about being ex-con joined twins.
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
What External Organ does an Owl use to Breathe?
What do you call a mediocre member of organized crime?
Man #1: "Sir, would you like a pamphlet about our organization?
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no wifi and couldn’t find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
During an organ donation how do doctors decide which kidney to pick?
They pick the right one.
That way there's still one left
I used to disagree with organ transplants...
...but I've had a change of heart.
Clerk at the DMV: Do you want to be an organ donor?
Me, every single time without fail: Sure, but not right now. I’ve got stuff to do today.
The World Health Organization announced dogs cannot contract COVID-19 and indicated they should no longer be quarantined.
I know a surgeon that puts organs back in upsidedown
I told him that's not funny but he said it was an inside joke.
I’ve started an organization that grants scholarships to former armed services individuals that want to become animal doctors. Grantees are awarded based on an interview process.
I call it “Best bets for vetting vets for vets”
What do you call a guinea pig that partakes in organized crime?
Today I saw the biggest unicelular organism to have ever existed. It was about 8cm in diameter.
When I promise to come up with an organ transplant pun.
"If organ trafficking is illegal...."
"Then what about pianos?"
-my dad
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.
W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!
Question: How does the insulin organ maximise surface area?
It has a lot of pan-creases.
Sorry.
Organic chemistry is difficult.
Those who study it have alkynes of troubles.
When you die which organ is the last to go?
They eyes because they di-late
Did you know an elephants sex organs are in its feet?
If one steps on you your fucked.
I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they don’t have to be put down.
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
A friend of mine got an organ transplant recently
His life is now organized.
I’m having trouble organizing a hide-and-seek league.
Good players are hard to find.
I'm having trouble organizing a Hide and Seek League.
Good players are hard to find.
I'm having trouble organizing a Hide And Seek league
Good players are hard to find.
How does NASA organize a party?
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete disaster.
Good players are hard to find.
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