βNoah walked out onto the ark and saw....β
If it were invented anywhere else, it would be called a βteethbrushβ
Why isnt their a Yourkansas?
I was told a long time ago your true friends will be honest with you, especially if it's not something that will hurt your feelings really bad.
So this life long joke of "kansaw" was only ever corrected by boyfriends, best friends, and family. Others were people thinking i meant "warsaw" in which i frantically said oh no no no!
I made a point to be say this one main line like "omg can a tornado in kansaw just suck me out of this"
"Maybe i should move to Kansaw where its just wind and tornadoe shelters"
I tried to make it come up organically as possible though.
But the other times where people said nothing, some of these people good friends, now have a joke behind my back but i had it behind their backs first....
Life is fun
Arkansee
We're on a road trip to visit my grandparents, from Texas to Tennesse (10 hours). We stopped in Little Rock for Chickfila. When we get out of the car, it's pretty cold. Dad says, "They should call it Antarkansas". Oh, Dad. :|
I might be paraphrasing but the passage is "Noah looked out the ark and saw land"
Same thing as what Arkansas
Maybe a New Jersey? I don't know, but Alaska.
He replies, "Arkansas".
ARkansas.
Same thing Arkansas
It really ill-annoys them.
- Alaska girl out when the times right
- Arkansas right? (Ar Can Saw right?)
- Iβll California
- Heβs gonna Florida car!
- Iowa lot of money right now
- He was in a state of Missouri for the past few days
- Heβs the Maine character of the book
- Mind Washington dishes tonight?
- Can I get a Minnesota with my burger?
My 11 month old son picks up a small rock from outside and puts it in his mouth. GF: what did he just shove in his mouth? Me : (as im pulling it out) don't worry, it's just the capital of Arkansas but I got it. GF: face palm
Not so much a joke, but...
During our annual Thanksgiving drive to Grandma's we pulled into a rest stop and while we were standing at the urinals, I said "Damn, that water is cold" to which -- and my Dad has never had a sense of humor, not even dadjokes -- my Dad said without missing a beat: "and deep too!"
Some out of town relatives were in, so my family went to our grandparents house where they were staying. My parents were telling everyone about their Alaskan cruise they had just gotten back from:
Relative: How was the weather? It was freezing when I went.
Mother: It was actually quite nice. No rain at all. I remember when we were in Juneau I searched for the city on my weather app and got Juneau, Wisconsin and Juneau, Arkansas or something. I was like 'there's other cities named Juneau?' Isn't that weird?
Granddad: Oh yeah! Didn't Juneau?
[And no one heard but me]
Driving from Michigan to Arkansas, driving down a long straight road in the country in Indiana.
My sister: Dad, can we stop at a store, i have to pee.
Dad: Well, i don't think there are any "I have to pee stores" around here.
After the LSU vs Arkansas game Me: LSU has a good coach Dad: I heard he travels less miles though...
Anywhere else and it would be called a teethbrush!
Because if it was invented any where else it would be called a teethbrush.
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They all moved to Arkansas
