What did Delaware?

Maybe a New Jersey? I don't know, but Alaska.

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STATE JOKES: What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

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What did Mississippi let Delaware?

I don’t know, but Alaska

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Are they allowed to LOL?
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I’m such a state! What will Della wear to the picnic? And who else will be there? What will we do?

I think Texas coming. What will Delaware? I don’t know, Alaska! Iowa thanks to you for bringing this up! Maybe we can play some Tennessee? Indiana just don’t think we’ll know what to expect. Like last time, we don’t know Michigan.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.

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A small US state is trying to hack into a computer technology company's system.

I think we ought to make Delaware.

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What's the capital of Alaska?

Dad: What's the capital of Alaska? Me: Juneau. Dad: No, I don't. That's why I'm asking you.

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Random terrible puns I came up with using (some of) the 50 States
  • Alaska girl out when the times right
  • Arkansas right? (Ar Can Saw right?)
  • I’ll California
  • He’s gonna Florida car!
  • Iowa lot of money right now
  • He was in a state of Missouri for the past few days
  • He’s the Maine character of the book
  • Mind Washington dishes tonight?
  • Can I get a Minnesota with my burger?
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What did Dakota say to Washington?

I don't know....Al-aska!

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States and Capitals

Wife and son are going over the States and Capitals (along with abbreviations).

Wife: OK, and Montana is MT. Me: Montana is not MT, there's mountains and all sorts of things to do in Montana.

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If mississippi wears a new jersey...

... what will delaware, idahoue idahoe, alaska

Edit: many stupid, much textfix Edit2: much more many stupid, didn twerk

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So I just did this, and cracked up, and realized I needed to share it.

Son: Dad! I got a new jersey, and it's actually school colors!

Me: Cool! Maybe you can get a maryland or delaware in school colors too!

Son: ... disgusted sigh

And yes, I cracked up laughing like a madman!

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My dad's helping me update my rΓ©sumΓ©

He's in the middle of making dinner, when he asks, "So what state is your rΓ©sumΓ© in?"

Before I can answer, he gleefully interjects, "DELAWARE!"

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What did Delaware?

Maybe a New Jersey? I don't know, but Alaska.

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What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
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Mississippi let Delaware

β€œWhat did Mississippi let Delaware?” β€œI don’t know, but Alaska!

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What did Delaware?

New Jersey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArisThotHole
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What did Delaware?

New Jersey

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Did Delaware her New Jersey?

Idaho, Alaska!

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What will Delaware?

I don't know, Alaska.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing as Arkansas.

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