A list of puns related to "Delaware"
Maybe a New Jersey? I don't know, but Alaska.
A New Jersey
I donβt know, but Alaska
I think Texas coming. What will Delaware? I donβt know, Alaska! Iowa thanks to you for bringing this up! Maybe we can play some Tennessee? Indiana just donβt think weβll know what to expect. Like last time, we donβt know Michigan.
The same thing Arkansas.
I think we ought to make Delaware.
Dad: What's the capital of Alaska? Me: Juneau. Dad: No, I don't. That's why I'm asking you.
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I don't know....Al-aska!
Wife and son are going over the States and Capitals (along with abbreviations).
Wife: OK, and Montana is MT. Me: Montana is not MT, there's mountains and all sorts of things to do in Montana.
... what will delaware, idahoue idahoe, alaska
Edit: many stupid, much textfix Edit2: much more many stupid, didn twerk
Son: Dad! I got a new jersey, and it's actually school colors!
Me: Cool! Maybe you can get a maryland or delaware in school colors too!
Son: ... disgusted sigh
And yes, I cracked up laughing like a madman!
He's in the middle of making dinner, when he asks, "So what state is your rΓ©sumΓ© in?"
Before I can answer, he gleefully interjects, "DELAWARE!"
Maybe a New Jersey? I don't know, but Alaska.
Her New Jersey.
βWhat did Mississippi let Delaware?β βI donβt know, but Alaska!
Idaho, Alaska!
I don't know, Alaska.
The same thing as Arkansas.
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