47 Hilarious Flagging Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Flag puns!

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👤︎ u/FlarioKath

📅︎ Aug 27 2020

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A flagged pun [humble recreation]

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👤︎ u/koJJ1414

📅︎ Sep 10 2018

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Everyone knows that Switzerland's flag is a big plus.

But damn.

Japan's flag is spot on.

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👤︎ u/ChlorinatedPond

📅︎ Apr 12 2021

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I ended things with my communist girlfriend.

Too many red flags.

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👤︎ u/Gingi0

📅︎ Apr 10 2021

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NASCAR bans the confederate flag?

Finally a turn in the right direction.

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👤︎ u/Mattzlo

📅︎ Jun 11 2020

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My church gives away pointy flags to those who ask forgiveness from a priest...

You should go there if you seek pennants.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Mar 11 2021

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I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.

It really came out of the purple.

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👤︎ u/mrbadassmotherfucker

📅︎ Feb 02 2021

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The flag is not the only reason to move to Switzerland

but its a big plus.

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👤︎ u/mathisfakenews

📅︎ Oct 30 2020

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I can't believe I just dated a german nationalist! But I guess it's obvious, looking back on it

I mean, there were red flags all over the place

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👤︎ u/Version_Two

📅︎ May 09 2021

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The biggest red flag

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👤︎ u/Zachattack15782

📅︎ Dec 21 2019

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[META] Could we get some moderation in this sub?

In my eyes, this sub has a serious problem with non-dadjoke posts. Sub-reddit rule #1 is "Jokes must be dad jokes.". What good are the rules if they aren't enforced? I do realize that what constitutes a dadjoke might not be clarely defined, but we get a lot of posts that are marked nsfw. That's a "This is not a dadjoke"-flag. Why not start with removing nsfw posts?

PS: Why do we have rule #6? It is not possible for a dadjoke to be nsfw, so it should never be relevant.

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👤︎ u/Buddhainhair

📅︎ Mar 29 2021

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When you're in California, make sure your mechanic uses a state flag to check your oil.

Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis."

Edit: Thanks for the Platinum stranger! Wow!

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz

📅︎ Aug 26 2019

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wish all red flags were as obvious as those

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👤︎ u/SailorNebula

📅︎ Aug 23 2020

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know either, but the flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/minimumdevil

📅︎ May 23 2021

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Pulled this off on my friend Lmao

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👤︎ u/SnickersAndSneakers

📅︎ Oct 29 2020

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Flag for people that have changed gender then had children imgur.com/QoGpBpc

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👤︎ u/mandjari

📅︎ Jan 07 2019

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A joke about communism isn’t funny unless...

everyone gets it.

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👤︎ u/ConfidentDuck1

📅︎ Nov 20 2020

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Does this pun believe here ?

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👤︎ u/Keyckes

📅︎ Jul 29 2020

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If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN

They get really upset.

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👤︎ u/QuaggaSwagger

📅︎ Aug 22 2020

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I used to date someone with a communist flag on their wall.

It was a big red flag.

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👤︎ u/yoav-bam

📅︎ Jun 22 2020

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But if they have a Switzerland flag, that's a big plus

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👤︎ u/many_mean_comments

📅︎ Nov 28 2018

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I tried dating a communist, but it didn’t work out.

There were too many red flags.

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👤︎ u/white_mage_dot_exe

📅︎ Feb 04 2021

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I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because I found out she was a communist.

I should have known, there were red flags everywhere.

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👤︎ u/JBiff09

📅︎ Aug 07 2020

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Why is the Norwegian flag having trust issues?

It’s been double crossed so many times.

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👤︎ u/CheesecakeMMXX

📅︎ Jul 29 2020

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Nathan W. Pyle is one of my favorite artists.

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👤︎ u/Brute1100

📅︎ May 22 2020

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You should not date an American woman if she hangs the flag of China in her bedroom

That is a big red flag.

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👤︎ u/atom644

📅︎ Apr 12 2020

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this is a real red flag for me!

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👤︎ u/solid_salad

📅︎ Dec 17 2019

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Should be the actual flag

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👤︎ u/itaielidan

📅︎ Dec 20 2019

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I got a new flag at the hardware store yesterday

It’s one of those you push in the ground on your lawn. When I put it in (that’s what she said), I remembered that flags are being flown at half mast.

So I pushed it in a little farther.

No one laughed harder about that than I did at the time and I just wanted to share with you all.

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👤︎ u/Ktulu92

📅︎ May 24 2020

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My friend decided to make a Finnish flag.

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👤︎ u/why-doibother

📅︎ Dec 05 2019

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Went to my date’s house after dinner last night and saw she had a Soviet flag covering the entire wall

I knew that was a big red flag

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👤︎ u/Smoothmcdoodles

📅︎ Dec 28 2019

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How do you get a one-armed man down from a flag pole?

You wave.

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👤︎ u/ksbalaji

📅︎ Jan 31 2020

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Flag of the Paypal States.

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👤︎ u/TysonPlett

📅︎ Nov 02 2019

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Did you know the flag of Japan is actually a pie chart?

Of how much of Japan is Japan.

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👤︎ u/p_9213

📅︎ Nov 06 2019

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I once tried to drive my Toyota Corolla with a stick shift on the Autobahn, but German authorities flagged me down and informed me that was illegal...

So I drove down the manualbahn instead.

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👤︎ u/CalmingVisionary

📅︎ Dec 27 2019

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I was dating a communist recently

It was a horrible relationship, all the red flags were there.

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👤︎ u/Asadleafsfan

📅︎ Jan 05 2021

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I was thinking of the benefits of moving to Switzerland

The flag is a big plus

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👤︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs

📅︎ Feb 06 2021

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

In my opinion it's the flag, it's a great plus.

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👤︎ u/Pooinurpants

📅︎ May 15 2021

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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know but their flag is a big plus

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👤︎ u/LeGiant69

📅︎ May 04 2021

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If your vehicle breaks down in California, make sure your mechanic uses the state flag to check your oil ...

Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"

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👤︎ u/LordCinko

📅︎ Aug 26 2020

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I really like Switzerland

and the flag is a big plus too.

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👤︎ u/CubingWithAlex

📅︎ Mar 08 2021

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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a big plus....

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👤︎ u/noodlesvonsoup

📅︎ Apr 12 2021

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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know. But the flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/YEET_The_Cuber

📅︎ Mar 10 2021

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What's the most positive thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/wessdude79

📅︎ Mar 09 2021

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know but the flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/ndngroomer

📅︎ Mar 13 2021

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Best thing about immigrating to Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus...

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👤︎ u/Bradb717

📅︎ Jan 18 2021

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/LayThatPipe

📅︎ Mar 14 2021

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