I saw a guy flagging down a taxi van today.

I guess you could say he was Van Halen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amp93
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Flag puns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlarioKath
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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A flagged pun [humble recreation]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/koJJ1414
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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The flag is not the only reason to move to Switzerland

but its a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mathisfakenews
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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NASCAR bans the confederate flag?

Finally a turn in the right direction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattzlo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Pulled this off on my friend Lmao
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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wish all red flags were as obvious as those
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SailorNebula
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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A joke about communism isn’t funny unless...

everyone gets it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConfidentDuck1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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If your vehicle breaks down in California, make sure your mechanic uses the state flag to check your oil ...

Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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The biggest red flag
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zachattack15782
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Does this pun believe here ?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keyckes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN

They get really upset.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuaggaSwagger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Best thing about immigrating to Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I was dating a communist recently

It was a horrible relationship, all the red flags were there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asadleafsfan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because I found out she was a communist.

I should have known, there were red flags everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBiff09
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I used to date someone with a communist flag on their wall.

It was a big red flag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoav-bam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Why is the Norwegian flag having trust issues?

It’s been double crossed so many times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheesecakeMMXX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Flag for people that have changed gender then had children imgur.com/QoGpBpc
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mandjari
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Nathan W. Pyle is one of my favorite artists.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brute1100
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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What's The Best Part Of Living In Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Helsinki
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LMgamer36
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I broke up with my boyfriend because I realised he’s a communist

Now that I look back, there were a lot of red flags

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vicki_vicki
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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You should not date an American woman if she hangs the flag of China in her bedroom

That is a big red flag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atom644
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I got a new flag at the hardware store yesterday

It’s one of those you push in the ground on your lawn. When I put it in (that’s what she said), I remembered that flags are being flown at half mast.

So I pushed it in a little farther.

No one laughed harder about that than I did at the time and I just wanted to share with you all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ktulu92
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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But if they have a Switzerland flag, that's a big plus
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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Should be the actual flag
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itaielidan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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this is a real red flag for me!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/solid_salad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Why won't communism work ?

Because it has to many red flags

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sabishaw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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You know what they say about communism,

Red flags everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laundaries
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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My friend decided to make a Finnish flag.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/why-doibother
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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How do you get a one-armed man down from a flag pole?

You wave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ksbalaji
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Went to my date’s house after dinner last night and saw she had a Soviet flag covering the entire wall

I knew that was a big red flag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smoothmcdoodles
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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I once tried to drive my Toyota Corolla with a stick shift on the Autobahn, but German authorities flagged me down and informed me that was illegal...

So I drove down the manualbahn instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Did you know the flag of Japan is actually a pie chart?

Of how much of Japan is Japan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_9213
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Flag of the Paypal States.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TysonPlett
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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If a guy moves to a country because it's flag is big plus, but does not become a citizen of said country,

Does that make him Swede-ish?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Thinking about moving to Switzerland.

Coming up with pros and cons. To start out, the flag is a big plus...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFishmanau
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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When you're in California, make sure your mechanic uses a state flag to check your oil.

Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis."

Edit: Thanks for the Platinum stranger! Wow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/podfather2000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RodrigoOrtuno
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eeeeeeeeeeelias
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I'm not sure but the flag is a big plus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SadAsparagus44
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know but the flag is a big plus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/happyballplayer78
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but that flag is a big plus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBreadLol
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

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