Haven't seen anyone post all year!
(Happy New Year from Australia everyone!)
In lockdown, I decided to take up a new activity called 'quiet tennis'. It's like normal tennis but without the racket.
It is "soda pressing".
No one's posted anything all year...
I can't imagine the Pierre pressure it would cause...
activates shitty German accent
Veeth leettle Nazis
With its scarecard!
I told him "not really - she mostly just lies there"
Gluttonic love.
Why does it have to be a group activity
Clubbing.
Initiative
Scene- Me, at dentist, having teeth removed. She was having a bit of trouble with some of them and this was while she had instruments in my mouth. There's some pain after maximum amount of anesthetic she can give me. Asks me how I'm doing.
Me- There is some pain in the teeth after numbing but it isn't anything I can handle.
Dentist- Last time you were here we didn't have a problem but this time your teeth are being a major pain in the butt.
Me- My teeth are a pain in the butt? No wonder people say I talk out of my ass way too much.
She had to stop for a bit to finish laughing.
I'm passive progressive
Me: Can I play piano?
Doctor: Yes you can.
Me: Wow! Thanks! I never could before.
Un-waffle activity
Poland
Turns out, it's a pigment of your imagination
An over-active nervous system.
Because they were born with Trust Issues..
(facepalm)
I know.. I know.. IT Nerd DadJoke...
I'll see my way out and go back into the server room where I belong..
Whisk on, son.
They have Anti Money Laundering
https://imgur.com/a/ggw9xpn
I haven't seen a post all-
Wait... Damn it! I posted this joke too early.
The blind kid didn't say a word for the rest of they school year.
Yes car go
She's an altered stateswoman.
Its soda pressing.
There hasn’t been any posts all year.
There hasn't been any posts all year.
Nobody has posted anything all year!
There have been barely any posts all year.
There haven't been any posts all year!
australia squad
