Haven't seen anyone post all year!
(Happy New Year from Australia everyone!)
No one's posted anything all year...
With its scarecard!
Its soda pressing.
I told him "not really - she mostly just lies there"
Why does it have to be a group activity
Gluttonic love.
Un-waffle activity
Clubbing.
Initiative
I'm passive progressive
Scene- Me, at dentist, having teeth removed. She was having a bit of trouble with some of them and this was while she had instruments in my mouth. There's some pain after maximum amount of anesthetic she can give me. Asks me how I'm doing.
Me- There is some pain in the teeth after numbing but it isn't anything I can handle.
Dentist- Last time you were here we didn't have a problem but this time your teeth are being a major pain in the butt.
Me- My teeth are a pain in the butt? No wonder people say I talk out of my ass way too much.
She had to stop for a bit to finish laughing.
Me: Can I play piano?
Doctor: Yes you can.
Me: Wow! Thanks! I never could before.
An over-active nervous system.
Poland
Turns out, it's a pigment of your imagination
Because they were born with Trust Issues..
(facepalm)
I know.. I know.. IT Nerd DadJoke...
I'll see my way out and go back into the server room where I belong..
Whisk on, son.
They have Anti Money Laundering
https://imgur.com/a/ggw9xpn
I haven't seen a post all-
Wait... Damn it! I posted this joke too early.
The blind kid didn't say a word for the rest of they school year.
Yes car go
She's an altered stateswoman.
Now I have to quit my job at the circus and cancel my camping trip.
I also have a regular car, but that goes without saying.
There hasn’t been any posts all year.
There hasn't been any posts all year.
Nobody has posted anything all year!
There have been barely any posts all year.
There haven't been any posts all year!
australia squad
