A list of puns related to "Drapes"
And THAT is a sexual in-your-window!
These are uncurtain times
"I guess that's curtains for this trip."
It wasn’t a bacon tree it was a Ham Bush
Now she's SUPER ANGRY.
I’m still waiting for a re ply.
They were starving hungry, and finally, they see a tree in the distance draped in bacon.
“Look!” says one of the cowboys, “It’s a bacon tree – we’re saved!”.
He runs towards the tree but is suddenly shot down in a hail of bullets.
With his last dying breath he stutters:
“It’s-It’s-It’s not a bacon tree... it’s-it’s a ham bush!”
The drapes of bath
He probably has quite the hair-care bill, but I'm sure he's willing toupee for it.
It seems that everyone on the internet is Russian to say good things about him.
After his inauguration speech, everyone gave him a big hand.
His favorite winter Olympic event is the LYUUUUGE!
The other half of his supporters can be described with ancient, mystical legends: the Deep Lore-ables.
Nobody will be able to use cheap cotton drapes or table cloths after his ban on muslins.
Since the start of the cold war, many U.S. presidents have pissed off the Russians. Trump is the first to be accused of pissing ON them.
I subscribed to his newsletter because I never turn down a free MAGA-zine subscription.
Melania got used to everyone crowded into Trump Tower during the campaign. Now that everyone's gone, she looks around and it's just a little Barron.
Joke that inspired me is here : https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/5p4ebt/on_donald_trumps_inaguration/
As I'm struggling with draping a tarp over our boat before the rain comes, I ask my sister to come over and help. Dad jumps up from his chair and yells, "Ashley no! It's a tarp!"
What do you call two men holding up a drape?
Kurt 'n' Rod
Two cowboys, lost in the desert for six days, are starving hungry. Finally, they see a tree in the distance draped in bacon. "Look!" says one cowboy. "It's a bacon tree, we're saved!" He runs to the tree but suddenly is shot down in a hail of bullets. With his last dying breath, he says to his mate: "It's not a bacon tree....... it's a ham bush."
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