Pleats Puns

A list of puns related to "Pleats"

What did the skirt do when it was in court?

It pleated guilty.

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👤︎ u/Introverted-engineer
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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My girl and I used to iron her skirts and my dress pants together...

She pleated with me.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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I fold my weekly salary like pairs of pants...

The project is income pleat.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 21 2019
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I once went to work drunk and put too many double or multiple folds in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching at the top or side.

It was replete with pleats.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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I got fired from my job of making a double or multiple fold in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching the top or side.

I was de-pleated.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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