Locker Room Puns

Today at school in the locker room, a bunch of freshmen were fighting over who had released a 'noxious gas' earlier. My friend turns to me and says "Wow, they're pretty into finding out who dealt it." To which I replied "I agree. They must have a private intestigator." I'm pretty proud of myself for that one. I think it might be my best pun to date.

I walk into the saints locker room with a canister They ask “what is it” I say “For Brees” (Awful I know)

Walked into the gym locker room yesterday and some guy was half-jokingly ranting about smelly dudes in the gym to the guys around him. I'm just doing my thing, getting dressed, putting on deodorant when the guy notices me.

Guy: See, this guy gets it. Thank you for actually using deodorant.

Me: No sweat.

In the locker room we were talking about marathon runners, and our goalie says: "Yeah those Kenyan's always win, you'd be fast too if there were lions chasing you." To which I replied: "I've never seen a lion on any marathon course." One of our defensemen, who just fathered twins pipes up: "Yeah, but there are plenty of cougars."

In my school, lockers are placed in very inconvenient places, so many teachers allow us to use their rooms as storage spaces. A girl came into one of my classes and asked if she could use my teachers room. He told her yes, but that last year, her check bounced. Her response was "Did it bounce very far?" and proceeded to laugh for awhile at her own wit, and then left the room.