From r/memes. Don't be mean to me about reposting I'm just trying to show puns to people
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoJoMcFearson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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New TV Show Puns

I put up Punderdome cards on my door every day. Today's cards were too much fun not to share. What else can you come up with?

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Project Run-a-way

America's Next Top Money Launderer

Keeping Up with the Car-Jackings

Naked & Public Exposure

My Solitary Confinement Life

The Real House-arrest Wives

The Great British Breaking & Entering

So You Think You Can Drink & Drive?

America's Got Theft

Pawn(ing Stolen Goods) Stars

Jersey Shore You Should Steal That Car

Who Wants to be an Arrested Felon?

Say Yes to the Drugs

Arson Daily

What else do can you think of?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leash15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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What do call a bike trail that shows no empathy.

A cycle path.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tim_breeding
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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You guys watch that show Rick and Morty?

Some of it's pretty mortyfying

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarfs...

aren't happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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I know that SpongeBob is the title character of the show.

But Patrick is the star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Want people to show up? Bring food.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What TV shows are squeaky clean?

Soap Operas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Broke_Gam3r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.

He was charged with attempted murder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brainsonastick
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Love this show
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadowdash6745
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people....

......make up 75% of the world's population.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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I accidentally used the wrong straw in my wife’s water bottle and broke it. She asked me to show her. I said...

This is the straw that broke the Camelback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassMan2511
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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The only people to show up to my friend’s funeral were some of his one night stands and some friends from church.

Thots and prayers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/letsgorbg
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I can’t believe people are still making β€œFriends” references 15 years after the show ended.

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Time to show some emotions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tony_zheng
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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The Who once played a show at the mansion of the founder of Tim Hortons

It was the last time Horton heard a Who.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LanceStratus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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As a dad, I won't let my kids watch any shows on t.v. with orchestra in it....

Too much sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I don't know why people expect Time's Square to put on a decent New Year's Eve show.

They're always dropping the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elnateo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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My girlfriend and I only watch the first two-thirds of every Great British Baking Show episode.

The final challenge is a real showstopper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lanman33
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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The deaf girl didn’t show up to her court case yesterday

She lost her hearing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyeSayAye
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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What's a monkey's favourite TV show?

Thomas the Orangu-Tank Engine!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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My TV started playing random Netflix shows. It was weird...

But I’ve seen Stranger Things

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I'm going on a quiz show! There are lots of other contestants, but they're all grizzlies and polars. It's called...

Who wants to beat a million bears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Statistics shows that people who have the most birthdays....

.....live the longest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Which TV show pair has the best chemistry?

Walter White and Jesse Pinkman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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The show was called Spongebob Squarepants

But everybody knows the star was Patrick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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The show Phineas and Ferb came and went like their adventures.

Started with a bang and phineased unexpectedly.

edit: woah my first award. thank you u/LingThingLS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archit14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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At Thanksgiving this year I’m going to try to not show my disdain for my Vegan relatives.

They hate it when you have a beef with them. And last year they seemed offended when I gave them the bird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4cml
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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There's a show that consists only of people peeing.

You can see it on a number of streaming channels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
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I’m at my school talent show and this guy said...

β€œbefore I start, I would like to check if my mic is working..” β€œif your name is Michael, please stand up”

then a couple of guys stand up and he goes

β€œthat concludes my mike check”

(I saw this tweet and just had to share it!) Click here for credit

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I was watching an Australian cooking show the other day

Every time the chef made a meringue, the audience clapped. I was confused. I always thought Australians boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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There's a new show on BBC where heroin junkies can determine via experts, how much money they've shot up over the years.

It's called,Cash in the Addict.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossco1874
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I'm thinking of entering a talent show. I have two ideas for my act. Either a Blues Traveler cover band, or an impression of Richard Nixon.

I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epitomizer1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I just wanted to show people one of my favorite tweets by SMII7Y (If this is a repost I am sorry)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/2worldSins
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I started watching a really good show about how wooden ships are made

It’s riveting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CuteBearLegs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I wore a diaper to the comedy show

Just for shits and giggles

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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The show "How I Met Your Mother" was just

a really long TED talk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gauravgandhi
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What did the broke guy order at the strip club’s β€˜legs β€˜n’ eggs’ show?

A pair of frittatas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JumpinJaccFlash
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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The police show up on a crime scene

They walk in and see a man standing over a body with a broken neck. So they take the man into questioning and ask him why he did it, the man said β€œIt was a snap decision”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bear6677
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Did you know Hollywood awards shows aren't real?

It's just a bunch of paid actors and actresses in the audience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlydon11
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Spongebob may be the title character of the show.

But Patrick is the star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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It’s been more than 15 years since the show was over, but people are still making β€˜Friends’ references.

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...

...Australians usually boo meringue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
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