A list of puns related to "The Show"
Librarian: "Well, that would kinda defeat the purpose, don't you think?"
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
That's when I knew that we weren't going to work out.
It’s a play on words.
It was a shitshow.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
Apparently his role was taken.
But Abu Dhabi Do
but everyone knows the star was Patrick.
While this is minor, doctors haven't seen this side effect with the Johnson & Johnson vaccine.
This is thanks to their no tears formula.
..so I blurted out, “That’s what jellyfish call church!” rimshot
The singer had a Weeknd immune system.
She lost her hearing.
Thots and prayers
But Patrick is the star.
I guess this means we can’t work out.
Because everybody's working for The Weeknd.
This is the straw that broke the Camelback
......make up 75% of the world's population.
It was the last time Horton heard a Who.
The final challenge is a real showstopper.
.....live the longest.
Walter White and Jesse Pinkman.
Started with a bang and phineased unexpectedly.
edit: woah my first award. thank you u/LingThingLS
...Australians usually boo meringue
a really long TED talk
It's called,Cash in the Addict.
They walk in and see a man standing over a body with a broken neck. So they take the man into questioning and ask him why he did it, the man said “It was a snap decision”
Just for shits and giggles
A pair of frittatas.
It’ll be on paper view.
Let's see a show of hands..
We just have to accept that he's a Late Boomer.
The finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.
That's when I knew we weren't going to work out.
That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
But Patrick is the star.
But everybody knows the star was Patrick
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
Every time the chef made a meringue, the audience clapped. I was confused. I always thought Australians boo meringue.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
But Patrick is the star.
I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.
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