My dad used to get shot from a cannon at the circus and when he retired, they had to close the show because...
They couldn’t find another man of his caliber.
I saw an artist at the air show today.
He was painting en plein air.
A lot of people were surprised to see 50 Cent at the Super Bowl halftime show, but not me.
Who else would you expect after two quarters?
It made perfect cents to me.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym, but she didn't show up.
I guess we won't work out.
A guy goes fishing and has nothing to show for at the end of a long day.
On his way home, he stops by at the grocery store and asks the store assistant: "Do you mind throwing me that fish?"
My date was supposed meet me at the gym but they didn't show up.
That's when I knew we weren't going to work out.
Preliminary discussions show that the higher-ups at Bass Pro Shops couldn't agree on whether to raise the price for fishing rods
Which game show host is the most popular at the local kennel?
*Ted receiving the Best Dentist award at the Dentist award show*
This award is my crowning achievement but this is the only plaque that’s allowed in my house.
I told my date to meet me at the gym, but she didn’t show up.
I guess this means we can’t work out.
What did the broke guy order at the strip club’s ‘legs ‘n’ eggs’ show?
The electric company I work for has a talent show at the annual company party.
One of the techs did a stand up comedy routine. The humor wasn’t very funny, it mostly went for shock value.
The Who once played a show at the mansion of the founder of Tim Hortons
It was the last time Horton heard a Who.
Why did the stripper show up at the Board of Elections?
She heard they were looking for poll workers.
How did Samuel win the work talent show at the mobile phone factory?
Although at times the cops were able to catch up to that orange car on the Dukes of Hazard tv show...
...GeneralLee they weren’t fast enough
I was trying to get a TV show made, one where each episode covers a different job title at the airport.
It never made it past the pilot.
Me and some other guys like to get together at the local supermarket to show off our rare breed black-feathered chickens. New guy today mustn't have understood because...
There was an unexpected white hen in the bragging area
After an intense session at the gym, I asked my personal trainer what was the best way to show off my new muscles.
He told me to hang upside down from a tree branch and curl my arms behind my back.
I said “weird flex but OK”
What do you call it when a bunch of crows accidentally show up to the same place at the same time?
I always try to show my appreciation for the people at the movie theater who sell me my popcorn, soda, candy, etc.
After all, these people make a lot of concessions at work.
All the props from the bay watch TV show recently sold at auction for well over the asking price.
When the winner was asked how she could justify the expense for old towels? Her response was that it is still the best way to dry Hoff.
The police arrested a group of men at a stand up comedy show
They were charged with manslaughter
Accidentally moved an Apple booth at the show, then moved it back...
Dude said" almost in the right spot..."
I stand corrected
I saw an amazing woman today at the Ellen show!
Degeneres woman donated 1 million dollars to an organisation building schools in Africa
Why did the magician have sticky armpits at the end of the show?
Because he had some good twix up his sleves ...
At the auto show looking at the terrible new design on the Ram truck...
"Let's get the hell out of Dodge."
How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?
I got the tickets to a talk show, organised by a group of robbers, at a heavy discount
I was at a burlesque show and one of the performers had a wardrobe malfunction..
I leaned over to my wife and whispered "of corset didn't work"
she rolled her eyes so hard her retinas detached and she missed the rest of the performance.
What do you call it when too many dogs show up at the emergency room?
Did you hear about the fire at the show factory?
100 soles were lost
(Edit: fire at the shoe factory)
I went to a baseball game, and they had dancing ducks at the halftime show!
I asked my date to meet me at the gym, but she didn't show up
I guess we aren't going to work out
My dad used to get shot from a cannon at the circus. When he retired they had to close the show.
They couldn't find another man of his caliber.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn’t show up.
That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she didn’t show up.
I guess we’re not going to workout.
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