Who does Apple call on to provide testimony in court?

An iWitness

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Why did the judge allow the proctologist’s testimony?

It was probative

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Why was horse declared as innocent by the judge?

Because he de-neigh-ed everything.

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A collector of Feline pokémons was brought to the court..

He was charged with attempted robbery. Before giving out the sentence, the judge gave him an opportunity to present his case before the jury.

After his testimony the jury decided to give him minimal punishment, they all understood...

...that he had a lot of meowths to feed.

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