Did you read about the new group that was created to foster dialogue between Wiccans and Jehovah’s Witnesses?
It’s called the Witch Tower Society.
Why do the Italians not like jehovah's witnesses
The Italians dont like any witnesses
Witnesses say he ran off in one direction
Detective Johnson and detective Smith were investigating a murder that occurred next to a playground. The only witnesses to the murder were four children, a brother age 3 and sister age 4, and a different brother (age 7) and sister (age 8).
The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldn’t bother question 8D’s children about what they saw, since they’re too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9D’s kids will remember.
I think I peaked, and there were so few witnesses.
Jehovahs witnesses don’t celebrate halloween
I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming to their door
Why were all the witnesses at Shakira's trial THJR replacement patients?
Any jehovah witnesses in here ? I want to interrogate them.
All the toilets in the police station have disappeared and they are asking for witnesses.
They currently have nothing to go on.
The police can't trust car chassis makers as witnesses.
They tend to frame people.
Why do atoms make unreliable witnesses in court?
What is the difference between my philosophy on Jehovah's witnesses and a Scottish monster.
One is a Loch Ness
The other is "Knock less"
What do Jehovah’s Witnesses believe in, but never comes true?
That I will open the door.
Prediction: There will be a minor Baby Boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033 we will witness the rise of
I witnessed a murder today
But as I got closer it flew away
My whole family witnessed me going to jail
We have to play something other than monopoly next time
I witnessed a kidnapping at the park the other day
He woke up like 5 minutes later tho
I asked Carrie if she understands what the consequences would be if every "st" was replaced wit a "w"
I thought I witnessed a murder today
I only counted 2 crows though, so I guess it was really an attempted murder
Just witnessed a tragic car accident where a man lost his entire left side...
I just witnessed a guy getting shot with a paintball gun.
Ever wonder how a Jehovah's witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you're here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior?
If you see a crime at the Apple Store...
Does that make you a an iWitness
Have you seen the car crash at the national association for blind people?
Witnesses claim they didn't see it coming
Breaking news: Irish officials have reported that a passenger 747 has crashed into a Belfast cemetery. Investigators have discovered over ten thousand dead bodies at the scene. One local witness at a nearby pub claimed it was a Guinness record.
To be sure. I’ll let myself out.....
Earlier today, I witnessed a kid napping downtown where I work...
...but I just let him sleep. Didn’t seem right to bother the boy.
I’ve witnessed a lot of crimes in my life...
.. but stealing someone’s soap really takes the cake.
True story: My family and I were walking at an apple orchard today when my 6-year-old noticed a discarded apple and asked "Why is there an apple under a pine tree?"
I responded without missing a beat, "That, my son, is a pine apple."
Shoutout to the mom passing by who witnessed and appreciated this gem.
I visited an online butcher shop today.
I just witnessed a kidnapping.
There was a robbery at the local Apple store today.
Its ok though, they caught the guy, there was an iWitness.
When someone sees you with Apple product.
That's some sharp wit right there.
I witnessed an overweight pigeon divebomb a grizzly.
It was a heavy bird into bear.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.”
..Then you can witness The Fall of Rome.
The local drug dealer in town started dressing as a Jehovah’s Witness so as not to arouse suspicion.
He was arrested when cops saw people actually letting him in.
What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?
Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.
What is it called when you witness an act of god in a mirror?
A guy came to the door, asked if I wanted to be Jehovah's Witness ...
I said "Are you kidding, I didn't even see the accident." (Props to the Unknown Comic.)
How did the pasta get away with murder?
The prosecution had gnocci witnesses
I witnessed a murder today...
I counted 13 crows flying due south.
I just witnessed a murder
They flew over my house, it was really cool!
I personally witnessed Roseanne purchasing a new Tempur-Pedic mattress.
That’s one memory foam I bet wishes it could forget.
The cop asked the witness "Where did the hackers go?"
The witness replied "I don't know, they just ransomware."
I witnessed a bear attack at the food court today!
I was at the shopping maul.
I just witnessed a bride walk down the isle to the song "dock of a bay"
Why doesn't the Mafia like Jehovah Witnesses?
They don't like any witnesses.
Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...
They don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.
If you witness a crime in an Apple store...
Does that make you an iWitness?
I saw a robbery at an apple store today.
The police interviewed me because I was an iWitness.
If you see a robbery at an Apple store
Does that make you an iWitness?
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