Teacher: Felix, when is the boiling point reached? Felix: Just after my father reads my report card.
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Why did the fish have a bad report card?

because his teacher was crappe

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📅︎ Nov 03 2020
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I showed my mom my report card, she said that she needed to see more A's

I said OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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👤︎ u/ashwynee
📅︎ Aug 10 2020
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Why did Rudolph get in trouble for his final report card marks?

He went down in History.

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📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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On a report card, what grades turn you into a pirate?

Seven C’s

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👤︎ u/xBad_Wolfx
📅︎ May 21 2019
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Why did the student scream when he saw his report card?

There was a Bee on it

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📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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He was afraid to show his parents his report card

He'd only barely passed. It was very D grading.

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Jun 11 2018
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Rudolph's report card
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👤︎ u/willybusmc
📅︎ Dec 02 2014
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Reports cards and paternity tests..
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📅︎ Sep 18 2013
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What did my pajamas get on his report card?

One C

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📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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Why was Rudolph's report card worse than the one before?

Because he went down in history.

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2
📅︎ Dec 14 2018
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My mom said she wasn’t happy with my report card

Me: “Ok”

Mom: “I want to see more A’s”

Me: “Okaaaaaaaaaay!”

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📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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My daughter got an "F" on her report card.

In Gender.

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📅︎ Oct 30 2015
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My dad, believing I cheated, grounded me and scribbled out all the A's on my report card

It was degrading

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📅︎ Apr 23 2018
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What did Black Beard's report card look like?

7 C's

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📅︎ Apr 24 2017
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Dad's response to report card.

Dad: What does the "O" in OChem stand for?

Me: Organic

Dad: It stands for C!

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📅︎ Aug 21 2013
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Why did the kid scream when he saw his report card

There was a Bee on it

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📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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My mom didn't like my report card...

I said "OKAY"

she said " I want more A's "

I said "OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"

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📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?

Because he went down in history.

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👤︎ u/felix_72
📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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My mom didn't like my report card..

I said "Okay."

She said "I want more A's."

"OkaAAAAAAAAy."

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📅︎ Aug 10 2018
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My mom didn't like my report card.

I said "OKAY" She said "I want more A's" I said "OKAAAAAAY"

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👤︎ u/2wings
📅︎ Sep 11 2017
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My mom told me she didn't like my report card

I said Okay She said in needed more A's i said okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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👤︎ u/jferry12
📅︎ Sep 26 2017
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