Flakey Puns

A list of puns related to "Flakey"

My uncle is convinced that his wife prevents flakey scalp in the hair

She's Aunty Dan Druff

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👤︎ u/jrobbio
📅︎ Oct 13 2019
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If you ever have to cancel plans with friends your excuse should be that you have to wash your hair in a lukewarm shower with high quality dandruff shampoo.

At least that way your friends can never call you flakey.

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👤︎ u/Bumblebus
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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What's the best weapon for a serial killer?

A spoon

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👤︎ u/TsunamiMage999
📅︎ Oct 30 2017
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You can never trust a Croissant to get things done.

They're super flakey.

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👤︎ u/machambo7
📅︎ Dec 03 2017
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Dadjoke in the car

Mom left her coat in the restaurant and almost forgot about it

Mom: "I've been a little flakey lately"

Dad: "I recommend head and shoulders."

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👤︎ u/Fortune188
📅︎ May 04 2014
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