Dad: I steaked my claim!
He said βtell me moreβ.
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The scene in the beginning where they ask Danny how the action at the beach was. I said "I guess you can say it was pretty...Sandy."
Eyerolls and groans all around, and me feeling proud of myself.
"No, but I have some Crisco in the cupboard."
It was cooked in grease.
It was Ancient Grease.
They were cooked in Greece.
They were cooked in grease
βWell oil be dammedβ
They were made in grease.
Lots of de-grease.
The Pillsbury Doughboy, remembered best as "Pop N Serve", and/or "Pop N Fresh", died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy will be buried in this lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities will turn out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site is expected to be piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima will deliver the eulogy and lovingly describe Doughboy as "a man who never knew how much he was kneaded".
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.
The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Use Dawn. It takes Grease out of your whey.
I guess it's hard to put out a Greece fire.
Chilled grease!
Dawn, it's tough on grease.
A drop of twilight and grease is there
It is Ancient Grease.
Her: "Urban Italy looks like a bad place to be with a rented car."
Me: "Yeah, I suppose there are some very old & busy cities there."
Her: "I don't know if I could do it. My Dad drove in Greece and that was bad enough."
Me: "Oof yeah, sounds sketchy. Though you'd think they'd have cleaned it up by now."
Her: ?
Me: "The grease."
But Dawn is tough on Grease
Because they were made in grease.
(Told to me by one of my students because I like bad jokes)
It was found in ancient grease.
Because I see a lot turkey and grease.
Because he thought it would make his herring grease.
They were fried in grease.
Credit: Bob &Tom in the Morning All Me Baby. No credit to anyone else.
A Call to Arms A Plead to the Limbless
The Armless are a stump among society and could easily achieve more. Itβs bothersome that somebody with great potential could allow themselves to lose grip of what they aspire for. The radius of support and development that surrounds these people is astounding. Yet they bite the hand that feeds and throw away opportunities. With each passing day they are crippled by the errors in their ways. Not only are they not properly handling the situation, they are doing a disservice to society. Most will say to refrain from pointing fingers, but it is pertinent that we show them their faults.
All aside we should most certainly not try to elbow my way into their lives. However, if they were to branch off into their own progressive groups it would be most beneficial. And severance is a good thing between them and the public. This doesn't mean a complete amputation of them from society. Perhaps selective assistance will help these people find a well fitted sleeve within their communities. This process is difficult and lending a helping hand can make the difference.
On the other hand, we have those who donβt try to succeed. Their negligence is worthy of more than a mere slap on the wrist. When somebody refuses to apply themselves, they are holding back progress. By giving themselves mental limitation they are creating a prosthetic disability they must abide by. The majority of working to achieve goals is believing you can reach out and grab them. But, somebody who gives up is cutting themselves short of success Seeing somebody give up is the furthest thing from being humerus. Urging these people is a necessity, otherwise they will never try their hardest, encourage them to use some elbow grease and put forth full effort. Any small contribution is better than being a detriment, community service, obtaining greater education, enlisting in the armed forces, these all benefit society. Drastic changes of this scale are sure to cause discontent, grab a tissue if need be, but never give up. For all those that are currently wasting away without contribution, it's time to limbβer up and take charge.
They were cooked in grease!
They were cooked in grease
It was cooked in Greece
They were cooked in Greece.
They were really cooked in Grease
They were made in Grease.
They come from grease.
They where made in grease.
Contrary to popular belief, the first french fries were not cooked in France! They were cooked in Grease..
They were cooked in Grease.
They were fried in grease!
They were first cooked in Grease.
