Lubricate Puns

A list of puns related to "Lubricate"

I had a guy try to tell me stuff to lubricate my pet lizard

Turns out it was just snake oil

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👤︎ u/Imperial_Squid
📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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I asked the librarian where the books on engine lubrication were located.

She said they were in the non-friction section.

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👤︎ u/klwill1192
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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I am reading a book on the history of lubricants.

It's non friction.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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I'm reading a book called "The History of Lubricants".

It's non-friction.

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👤︎ u/Shoopdebop
📅︎ May 26 2019
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You know what grinds my gears?

Improper lubrication

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👤︎ u/LayThatPipe
📅︎ Mar 14 2021
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What's the best lubricant for wheeled furniture?

Caster oil.

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👤︎ u/NoLongerBreathedIn
📅︎ Dec 09 2019
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A customer called today looking for "organic, vegan, free-trade personal lubricant"

I've finally found a way to beat my meat cruelty free.

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👤︎ u/NotagoK
📅︎ Dec 21 2018
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The guy who invented hand sanitizer

Must be rubbing his hands together right now.

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👤︎ u/insideout97
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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My girlfriend started smoking

So I slowed down and applied lubricant

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👤︎ u/ar1stocrat
📅︎ Aug 11 2019
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I am reading a book called “The History of Lubricants.”

It’s non-friction.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 20 2019
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I am reading a book called “The History of Lubricants.”

It’s non-friction.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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I just read a great book on lubricants

It’s non friction

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👤︎ u/TheRichestCuck
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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You know what grinds my gears?

Poor lubrication

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👤︎ u/nigeriantoast
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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