And some unknown Arab country above it.
Black currents
After I used it it was just olive oil.
Attempted Hummus-ide.
Really ugly olives.
wife threw it directly in the trash to teach me a wesson
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
They did not like my crude humor. I'll have to refine it.
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"
I think it’s BP.
But you are coming back with high heels”. Her mom sent me a text asking me what I said that made my wife throw her phone in to her lap and groan aloud. Mission accomplished haha
"Saudi Arabia Oil Fears Look Well Founded."
I love it when these things occur in nature!
• you suddenly know all the words to every Eagles song.
• you get up early on a Saturday morning to make sure you’ll be tired enough for a couch nap that afternoon.
• you change your car’s oil exactly every 2,000 miles.
• mowing the lawn is no longer a chore, but a privilege.
• you can actually tell old John Wayne movies apart.
• your idea of fun is aimlessly wandering around the home improvement section of any store.
I’m thinking extra virgin
Worst french fries I've ever had.
I'm not ever buying any more baby oil.
They have refined tastes
“Listen! You never listen!”
...selling fridges?
‘Cos she’s worth it.
Genie: "You get three wishes. I can't kill anybody, I can't make anybody fall in love, I can't bring anybody back from the dead, and you can't wish for more wishes."
Alladin: "I wish that I was rich!"
Genie: "Done."
Rich: "... I wish that I have a lot of money."
That way you’re a smooth criminal.
Oil be back!
Olive Oil
It went to JIFfy Lube
A. Teach it proper manners!
Do you want to go out sometime soon?
The ancient Greeks greatly feared volcanic explosions from Mt. Olympus, so they developed a tradition of sacrificing young maidens to the Gods on the mountain. Every year they selected five girls, and sacrificed four. Then they assigned the other one to stomp the olive harvest. That’s where we get Extra Virgin Olive Oil.
So my wife is currently working from home and her employer decided to send her a hamper package in the mail. It was quite nice but pretty standard stuff. Wine, some cookies, crackers and also a bottle extra virgin olive oil (came with a cheese platter kit)
Wife was pretty happy about the fancy packaging and showed it to me saying "look they even sent extra virgin olive oil in this little fancy bottle for cheese platters!"
My response? "Aww that poor olive oil bottle never had sex? So sad!"
...Pls send help
They made olive oil spread.
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis."
Edit: Thanks for the Platinum stranger! Wow!
‘B’, because it makes oil boil.
Luckily, my wounds were only super fish oil
Luckily, I only suffered super fish oil injuries
