I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth

Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sweet_nut_nectar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2021
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I bought a roll on deodorant, the instructions said "remove cap and push up bottom"...

I walk kinda funny now but my farts smell great!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Toberoni
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02 2021
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I only like two deodorants, Sure and Right Guard

Feel free to disagree, that’s just my two scents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/toby-carvery-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08 2021
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I just don't get people who wear deodorant.

I can't understand their Axe scent

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LeviAEthan512
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2020
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A man was killed with only a stick of deodorant

It was the first Degree murder

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MitchOnTheMic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2020
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What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?

A toiletry

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HarmonicalMonical
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12 2020
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What kind of deodorant do offensive linemen use?

Right Guard

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Long-Afternoon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16 2020
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I purchased a deodorant stick today. Instructions say, "remove cap and push up bottom."

I can hardly walk, but when I fart the room smells lovely. Credit: https://pun.me/pages/dad-jokes.php

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BredSolid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03 2020
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What’s the scent of the most advanced deodorant technology?

Elon musk

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hfoste1380
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01 2020
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I got 5 packs of deodorant for a nickel

Deodorant is a scent.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TrueomegaJF
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30 2020
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hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?

the scent of old spies gave him away

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/asianwaste
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05 2020
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Did you hear about the government scheme to get rid of deodorant?

They said that they are going to axe body spray.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SteadyingRuck
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2020
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Daughter: Ewww. Dad, someone at this cookout has deodorant that is not working.

Dad: It's not me - I'm not wearing any deodorant!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08 2020
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I think it’s a great idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit.

But that’s just my two scents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05 2018
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Thieves broke into my house and stole everything but my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.

Dirty Bastards.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YDAQ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22 2019
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I don't know why people use odorless deodorant

It makes no scents!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/heinderhead
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17 2020
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What is the most hygienic insect?

A deodor-ant.

Thanks to drunken me 5 years ago.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/2001aJakeOdyssey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27 2021
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I decided to self-identify as deodorant

Before you ask. Yes, Yes I am sure

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KillRespectively1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23 2019
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Why don't ghosts wear deodorant?

They like to keep it super natural.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gameronomist
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2019
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It was no Secret when I went and got my girlfriend the wrong deodorant. She acquiesced reluctantly anyway...

She said, "okay, Sure."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2019
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I applied so much spray deodorant in 2008 that a man suffocated.

Does that make me an Axe murderer?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21 2019
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Literary pun

Why didn't the book wear deodorant? It was B.O. OK

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ASimplyFantasticName
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2020
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my wife got angry for throwing her deodorant on the airplane

It's not my fault I let her Dove fly...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bionic80
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05 2019
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Deodorant irritates my skin, so I got one of those deodorizing crystals. I tried to figure out how it works

It just doesn't make scents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lbunch1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02 2019
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My deodorant is so abrasive on my armpits

It should be called β€œerode-orant”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Planningsiswinnings
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13 2019
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I hate it when Elon Musk forgets to wear deodorant and all you can smell is Elon's musk
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hiralis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15 2018
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On this can of deodorant it said "Lasts 24 hours"

So the next day I bought another can

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2018
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Dad asked if he could borrow my deodorant.

I said sure, no sweat.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2016
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What do you call deodorant that smells like cheese?

de-brie

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03 2018
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I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, so I went to the store on my way to work.

It was a quick pit stop.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/swb1192
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12 2017
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My brother sprayed on some of his new deodorant. "How do I smell?" He asked.

"With your nose" I replied.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wxlson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2015
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Why do clowns wear deodorant?

Because the smell funny

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/uncle_kinksly
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I'm giving up spray deodorants at the end of the year.

Roll on 2018.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jwhiteboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2017
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My New Years resolution is to stop using spray-on deodorants.

Roll on 2015!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Wexican
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29 2014
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.

Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Andrama
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02 2021
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.

Now when I talk I have this weird Axe Scent

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2020
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I'm never using stick deodorant again...

The instructions said " remove cap and push up bottom"

I can hardly walk.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Richo_HATS2
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In my opinion, people should wear different deodorants, one under each armpit.

But that’s just my two scents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2019
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I bought a new deodorant yesterday. The instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"

It hurt like hell, but my farts smell great.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25 2020
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I bought a new deodorant today. The instructions said to remove cap and push up bottom.

I can barely walk but my farts smell lovely.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06 2019
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When I tell my friends that I wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit, they think I’m joking.

But that’s just my two scents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22 2019
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I now identify as a can of deodorant

And before you ask...

Yes, I'm Sure

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mikeymikespeirs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04 2019
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I always encourage everyone I know to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit.

But that’s just my two scents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19 2019
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Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.

Dirty Bastards.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24 2018
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I was shopping for some deodorant this afternoon. I noticed the instructions said β€œremove cap and twist up bottom”

It hurts to walk now but my farts smell great!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FartRipper67
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11 2018
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Got a new deodorant stick today. Instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"

I can barely walk, but every time I fart the room smells great!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dandan_56
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