I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent
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οΈ Jan 01 2021
I bought a roll on deodorant, the instructions said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I walk kinda funny now but my farts smell great!
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οΈ Jan 02 2021
I only like two deodorants, Sure and Right Guard
Feel free to disagree, thatβs just my two scents.
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οΈ Jan 08 2021
I just don't get people who wear deodorant.
I can't understand their Axe scent
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οΈ Nov 19 2020
A man was killed with only a stick of deodorant
It was the first Degree murder
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οΈ Oct 29 2020
What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?
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οΈ Nov 12 2020
What kind of deodorant do offensive linemen use?
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οΈ Oct 16 2020
I purchased a deodorant stick today. Instructions say, "remove cap and push up bottom."
I can hardly walk, but when I fart the room smells lovely. Credit: https://pun.me/pages/dad-jokes.php
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οΈ Aug 03 2020
Whatβs the scent of the most advanced deodorant technology?
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οΈ Jul 01 2020
I got 5 packs of deodorant for a nickel
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οΈ Jun 30 2020
hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
the scent of old spies gave him away
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οΈ Mar 05 2020
Did you hear about the government scheme to get rid of deodorant?
They said that they are going to axe body spray.
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οΈ Apr 10 2020
Daughter: Ewww. Dad, someone at this cookout has deodorant that is not working.
Dad: It's not me - I'm not wearing any deodorant!
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οΈ Apr 08 2020
I think itβs a great idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit.
But thatβs just my two scents.
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οΈ Sep 05 2018
Thieves broke into my house and stole everything but my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.
ποΈ 74
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οΈ Nov 22 2019
I don't know why people use odorless deodorant
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οΈ Mar 17 2020
What is the most hygienic insect?
A deodor-ant.
Thanks to drunken me 5 years ago.
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οΈ Jan 27 2021
I decided to self-identify as deodorant
Before you ask. Yes, Yes I am sure
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οΈ Oct 23 2019
Why don't ghosts wear deodorant?
They like to keep it super natural.
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οΈ Oct 26 2019
It was no Secret when I went and got my girlfriend the wrong deodorant. She acquiesced reluctantly anyway...
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οΈ Nov 23 2019
I applied so much spray deodorant in 2008 that a man suffocated.
Does that make me an Axe murderer?
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οΈ Jan 21 2019
Literary pun
Why didn't the book wear deodorant? It was B.O. OK
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οΈ Dec 02 2020
my wife got angry for throwing her deodorant on the airplane
It's not my fault I let her Dove fly...
ποΈ 3
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οΈ May 05 2019
Deodorant irritates my skin, so I got one of those deodorizing crystals. I tried to figure out how it works
It just doesn't make scents.
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οΈ Feb 02 2019
My deodorant is so abrasive on my armpits
It should be called βerode-orantβ
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οΈ Jan 13 2019
I hate it when Elon Musk forgets to wear deodorant and all you can smell is Elon's musk
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οΈ Sep 15 2018
On this can of deodorant it said "Lasts 24 hours"
So the next day I bought another can
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οΈ Oct 11 2018
Dad asked if he could borrow my deodorant.
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οΈ Sep 25 2016
What do you call deodorant that smells like cheese?
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οΈ May 03 2018
I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, so I went to the store on my way to work.
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οΈ May 12 2017
My brother sprayed on some of his new deodorant. "How do I smell?" He asked.
"With your nose" I replied.
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οΈ Apr 17 2015
Why do clowns wear deodorant?
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οΈ Jun 18 2013
I'm giving up spray deodorants at the end of the year.
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οΈ Aug 31 2017
My New Years resolution is to stop using spray-on deodorants.
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οΈ Dec 29 2014
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent
ποΈ 18
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οΈ Jan 02 2021
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk I have this weird Axe Scent
ποΈ 24
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οΈ Aug 31 2020
I'm never using stick deodorant again...
The instructions said " remove cap and push up bottom"
I can hardly walk.
ποΈ 134
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οΈ Jul 05 2020
In my opinion, people should wear different deodorants, one under each armpit.
But thatβs just my two scents.
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οΈ Dec 05 2019
I bought a new deodorant yesterday. The instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"
It hurt like hell, but my farts smell great.
ποΈ 34
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οΈ Jan 25 2020
I bought a new deodorant today. The instructions said to remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk but my farts smell lovely.
ποΈ 33
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οΈ Oct 06 2019
When I tell my friends that I wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit, they think Iβm joking.
But thatβs just my two scents.
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οΈ Oct 22 2019
I now identify as a can of deodorant
And before you ask...
Yes, I'm Sure
ποΈ 10
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οΈ Oct 04 2019
I always encourage everyone I know to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit.
But thatβs just my two scents.
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οΈ Apr 19 2019
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.
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οΈ Nov 24 2018
I was shopping for some deodorant this afternoon. I noticed the instructions said βremove cap and twist up bottomβ
It hurts to walk now but my farts smell great!
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οΈ Dec 11 2018
Got a new deodorant stick today. Instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"
I can barely walk, but every time I fart the room smells great!
ποΈ 73
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οΈ Mar 03 2018
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