Lube Puns

A list of puns related to "Lube"

Once you start spreading lube on a child's slide, you won't be able to stop.

It's a slippery slope.

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👤︎ u/twowheeledfun
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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What do you call chocolate-flavored lube?

Coconut oil

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👤︎ u/rose12k
📅︎ Jan 04 2018
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What do you call a guy who uses super glue instead of lube with his girl friend?

A man trapped in a woman's body.

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👤︎ u/russells-crockpot
📅︎ Aug 03 2014
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I was once a boy trapped in a woman’s body

Then I was born

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👤︎ u/thisispeculiar
📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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What kind of condiment works as a laxative?

Musturd.

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👤︎ u/_Professional_Idiot_
📅︎ May 23 2020
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been any posts all year.

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👤︎ u/Flamingturtle1
📅︎ Jan 01 2017
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A jar of peanut butter needed an oil change

It went to JIFfy Lube

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👤︎ u/Escalade1414
📅︎ Jan 06 2020
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What should a vegan do before he enters the butcher?

Prepare for the würst

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👤︎ u/mercinario
📅︎ Dec 05 2016
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Eating dinner when my kids started to laugh

http://imgur.com/DnAWQtT

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👤︎ u/mikeyp123
📅︎ Jan 18 2014
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Lube is...

Lube is for weiners

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👤︎ u/solusob
📅︎ Jan 03 2017
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