Wife left the Jiffy Pop on the stove too long at 12am...

She was burning the midnight foil.

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👤︎ u/teeim
📅︎ Apr 25 2018
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I came from my parents and Jiffy comes from corn

I guess you can say it's cornbred

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Apr 22 2018
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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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A jar of peanut butter needed an oil change

It went to JIFfy Lube

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