What do you call it when a janitor is fired for refusing to unclog the restroom toilets?
Dereliction of doodie.
I want to tell you about my effort to unclog a toilet today, but I won’t bother you with that shit
My dad's company, "Unclog", is going down the toilet.
Well, I just bought a bottle of Draino to unclog my bathtub
Here goes $7.00 down the drain
That toilet was really hard to unclog!
I had to plunge the shit out of it!!
My friend wanted to go cliff diving but he had to take his emotional support device for unclogging using suction...
So he took the plunger.
Why did people hate unclogging toilets before the plunger was invented?
It was a lot shittier.
"I unclogged the drain with a vacuum cleaner,"
John said succinctly.
Gf: There's a plunger on the street.
Me: Looks like someone was trying to unclog traffic.
Well, I just bought a bottle of Drano to unclog my bathtub
Here goes $7.00 down the drain
