Watching my kid throw my brand new phone out the window is the last thing I wanted to see today...
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︎ Mar 12 2021
My wife bought store brand ketchup despite the fact that I like Heinz. I threw it out, so now I guess she knows....
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︎ Mar 03 2021
What a brand name. Could not resist.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What brand of shoe is a Czech's favorite?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Starbucks should release their own brand of facemasks, they could call them...
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︎ Nov 30 2020
what is a singers favourite laptop brand?
a dell
(hope you guys get it)
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What is Cruella de Vil's favorite brand of footwear?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
What do you call Santaβs motorcycle brand?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What did Velveeta call their new line of designer brand cheese?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Two inventors died and ascended to heaven. There, they met each other and with their brilliant minds created a brand new form of fire making utensil.
It was a match made in heaven.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What brand of chips is slower than Internet Explorer?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What's a footballer's favourite brand?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Walmartβs onn brand of tv wall mounts.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
I want my brand to become THE dairy alternative for the post truth era.
The people believe in Fake Moos.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Went to pop a couple anti-inflammatory pills while getting ready for work and wife asks which brand I wanted
I said, βIβm taking Advil before Aleeveβ
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Do you know why Aldiβs doesnβt sell its own brand of nuts?
Because itβs would be called Aldiβs Nuts
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︎ Jul 31 2020
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
What do you call state-sponsored cereal brands from Algeria?
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︎ Oct 25 2020
My wife's bra has the brand name "Splendid", embroidered on the band under one of the cups ...
I just took a sharpie and wrote "Also quite nice" under the other one.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Whatβs a skeletons favourite brand of bread?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Which brand of computer has the best singing voice?
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Most brands of bottled beer is the same as having sex on a boat
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Apple just released their brand new round-shaped product
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︎ Jul 27 2020
What brand of car do young sheep prefer to drive?
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︎ Aug 26 2020
What snack cake brand does Michael Jackson eat?
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Whatβs a spiderβs favourite brand of cooker (oven)?
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︎ Aug 29 2020
The number-one-selling brand of tea among US police officers is called βTallyβ
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︎ Jun 14 2020
I just installed a brand new Luxe bidet
Iβve been having a blast
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︎ Jul 29 2020
A neighbor who's a hog farmer just showed me his brand new enclosures for his piggies...
I wish he'd stop flaunting his new shoes.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Today I learned that the band Nirvana sold its own brand of gum.
It was called Smells Like Green Spearmint.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
I bought my wife and I a set of bargain brand walkie talkies.
She didn't receive it very well
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Iβm going to start a brand of rice wine and Iβll call it for fucks.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
Did you hear that Tesla is entering the lifestyle brand market with a new cologne?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
I bought my friend a brand new elephant for his room.
He said βThanksβ
I said βDonβt mention itβ.
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︎ May 05 2020
What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?
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︎ Feb 18 2020
What's a guitar player's favourite brand of computer?
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︎ Apr 13 2020
I bought some store brand spaghetti
It tasted awful, it was a total im-pasta.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
There is a certain brand of printer I don't throw away
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︎ May 22 2020
I bought a brand-new top-of-the-line string trimmer of a guy on craigslist for only $20
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︎ May 30 2020
Itβs tough to come up with a new brand of bug spray.
You always have to start from scratch.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
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