Watching my kid throw my brand new phone out the window is the last thing I wanted to see today...

A real iSoar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMakeCrap
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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My wife bought store brand ketchup despite the fact that I like Heinz. I threw it out, so now I guess she knows....

....Heinzsight is 20/20

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostShadow21
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What a brand name. Could not resist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SUP3RNAT2RAL
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What brand of shoe is a Czech's favorite?

Nike. βœ…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bishop825
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Starbucks should release their own brand of facemasks, they could call them...

coughy filters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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what is a singers favourite laptop brand?

a dell

(hope you guys get it)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoundSandMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What is Cruella de Vil's favorite brand of footwear?

Hush Puppies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arunphilip
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What do you call Santa’s motorcycle brand?

A holly davidson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coxxy2025
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What did Velveeta call their new line of designer brand cheese?

GooCheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whiskeydoc501
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Two inventors died and ascended to heaven. There, they met each other and with their brilliant minds created a brand new form of fire making utensil.

It was a match made in heaven.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What brand of chips is slower than Internet Explorer?

DeLay’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TiesG92
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What's a footballer's favourite brand?

Valenciaga

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irish122
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Walmart’s onn brand of tv wall mounts.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XboxLiveGiant
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I want my brand to become THE dairy alternative for the post truth era.

The people believe in Fake Moos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themiracy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Went to pop a couple anti-inflammatory pills while getting ready for work and wife asks which brand I wanted

I said, β€œI’m taking Advil before Aleeve”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaladinDanza
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Do you know why Aldi’s doesn’t sell its own brand of nuts?

Because it’s would be called Aldi’s Nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CameronC7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haha_Lostboys18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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What do you call state-sponsored cereal brands from Algeria?

Algerios

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y5K77G
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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My wife's bra has the brand name "Splendid", embroidered on the band under one of the cups ...

I just took a sharpie and wrote "Also quite nice" under the other one.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What’s a skeletons favourite brand of bread?

Scara-lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orachnophobia
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Which brand of computer has the best singing voice?

A Dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dougtheinfonut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Most brands of bottled beer is the same as having sex on a boat

Fucking close to water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sedulas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Apple just released their brand new round-shaped product

It's called the apple Ο€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/19olo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What brand of car do young sheep prefer to drive?

Lamborghini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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What snack cake brand does Michael Jackson eat?

Little Deb-hee hee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What’s a spider’s favourite brand of cooker (oven)?

A Weber.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanoffeeBoi35
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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The number-one-selling brand of tea among US police officers is called β€œTally”

Police brew Tally tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skepticCanary
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I just installed a brand new Luxe bidet

I’ve been having a blast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vtrellik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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A neighbor who's a hog farmer just showed me his brand new enclosures for his piggies...

I wish he'd stop flaunting his new shoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Today I learned that the band Nirvana sold its own brand of gum.

It was called Smells Like Green Spearmint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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I bought my wife and I a set of bargain brand walkie talkies.

She didn't receive it very well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RustyPineapple77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I’m going to start a brand of rice wine and I’ll call it for fucks.

Oh..... for fucks sake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Briccone1979
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Did you hear that Tesla is entering the lifestyle brand market with a new cologne?

Elon Musk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prendrefeu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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I bought my friend a brand new elephant for his room.

He said β€œThanks”

I said β€œDon’t mention it”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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What's a guitar player's favourite brand of computer?

Asus

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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I bought some store brand spaghetti

It tasted awful, it was a total im-pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigtone7882
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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There is a certain brand of printer I don't throw away

I am my Brothers keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H-DaneelOlivaw
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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I bought a brand-new top-of-the-line string trimmer of a guy on craigslist for only $20

it was a total Stihl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrF4rtB4rf
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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It’s tough to come up with a new brand of bug spray.

You always have to start from scratch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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