Just finished reading a book on Channel swimming.

It was written by Francis Near.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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What do you call Sir Francis Drake's circumnavigation of the Earth?

A Wander of the World

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gssn-nospace
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If someone named Francis realized they were transgender, would they change their name to Frantrans?
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I changed my religion to follow the teachings of St. Francis, my dad was not pleased

He said 'no son of mine is going to be assisi!'

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I'd ask for assistance from St. Francis...

...but he's a sissy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spotted_Lady
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I was surprised to learn my family had never heard of the patron Saint of e-mails

So I had to tell them about Saint Francis of A CC

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hatchitt
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I always take a first date out to a French restaurant. Girls love eating somewhere francy.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shadowfax1138
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2018
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Who is the patron saint of copying people in emails?

St. Francis of a CC

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DarDarBinks124
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I don’t know who became more famous, Sir Francis Bacon or his son

Chris P. Bacon

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My wife and I are considering adoption.

We just need to figure out where to sign our kids up.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KoronaSenpai
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How many ears did Sir Francis Drake have?

Loads. A left ear, a right ear and a ship full of privateers.

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I'm putting an addition on my roof.

It's a little room where I can sit and watch movies like The Godfather and Apocalypse Now.
It's a Francis Ford Cupola.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheREALProfPyro
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My Wife lost the race to Sister Mary Francis

Apparently, she was second to nun.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Newbosterone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16 2018
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The St. Francis statue in my mom's garden fell over and is lying on its side.

Now he's St. Francis of Asleepy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Takiro
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Not mine, X-Post from stoner engineering. v.redd.it/knucu3756jn31
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ambiguous_Fruit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20 2019
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I didn’t know why the baseball was getting bigger.

And then it hit me!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheSmilingTurdheap
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2019
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Mountains aren't just funny

They're hill areas.

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2016
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I don't want to sound raceist but...

I've always preferred the 100m to the 200m

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WonkySight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2016
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Edgar Allan Po' Boy
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/drummerchuk77
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Who does Fergie think wrote the Star-Spangled Banner?

Francis Scott Off-key

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HHStorm21
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This is just a list of 50 famous people but if they were birds.
  • George Washwington
  • Leonarcrow da Vinci
  • Eagle Allen Poe
  • Harry S. Toucan
  • Teddy Dodosevelt
  • Charles Duckens
  • Octavian Owlgustus
  • Flysaac Newton
  • Benchicken Franklin
  • Gullysses S. Grant
  • Vincent Van Goose
  • John Lhawk
  • Charlecrane
  • Pengthoven
  • Nikquaila Tesla
  • Jean-Jacques Roostsseau
  • Charles Darwren
  • Rheasus Christ
  • Broodha
  • King Loony XIV
  • Nenepoleon Bonaparte
  • Mahootma Gandhi
  • Winstint Churchill
  • Genghis Swan
  • Pladove
  • Aleggsander the Great
  • Paul the Apostail
  • Lark Twain
  • Dante Aliturkey
  • Michelangswallow
  • Cardinal Marx
  • Albatross Lincoln
  • Robin E. Lee
  • Adolf Swiftler
  • Alextanager Hamilton
  • Ibis Presley
  • Ronald Raven
  • Arnestotle
  • Emuhammad
  • Sir Francis Beakon
  • Tchaikovskylark
  • Christfowler Columbus
  • Finchard Nixon
  • Henry VIII
  • Albert Einstork
  • Thomas Jayfferson
  • William Shrikespeare
  • Woodcock Wilson
  • King Chorioles I of England
  • Johann Sebastian Flock

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/captbodgers
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Dad joke straight outta compton

My buddies and I have a group chat going. One guy mentions how he downloaded Dillon Francis' new album and how shared it with us on Facebook. I asked him if he had Dr. Dre's new album so I could get it, but he said he forgot to look it up.

Another dude in the chat says, "so you forgot about Dre?"

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I really like The Godfather and The Godfather 2.

Francis Ford made a Coppola great movies..

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that_introverted_guy
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My friend has a bad habit of calling things gay. For whatever reason France came up, and he said France is Gay.

I asked who Francis was.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ManChildMusician
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06 2015
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Who is the patron saint of email?

Saint Francis of a cc

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TabCompletion
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2020
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Who is the patron saint of copying people into emails?

St. Francis of a CC

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theprogrammerx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21 2019
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Who is the Patron Saint of copying people into emails?

St. Francis of a CC

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JDGeek
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19 2019
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Who is the patron saint of emails?

St. Francis of a CC.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Skiftonoid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19 2018
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Who is the patron saint of email?

St Francis of a CC.

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