Karl Marx is an historically famous figure, but nobody ever mentions his sister...
Onya Marx, who invented the starting pistol.
I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt...
My kid couldn't figure out how to pronounce abominable so I drew a guide
My friend got me an action figure of a birdman with an abacus for Christmas
I didn’t really want it but it’s the Thoth that counts
I tried to figure out how far 20,000 leagues under the sea actually is.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer
What did the tree say after it was cut down? I can't figure it out.
How do figure skaters prepare for competitions
How did the detective figure out who the engineer murdered?
I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seat belt...
I bought a coin machine yesterday and I can't figure out how it works
It literally makes no sense
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
Why do beginner artist always forget to draw the stick figure’s thumb when they draw a fist?
They forgot the punchline
You could say I have an hour glass figure
It takes me an hour to figure out where my glasses are!
Grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type.
At least he told us to be positive.
Figure out the joke yourself
I couldn't figure out why the U.S. Mint wasn't working...
But then it started to make cents.
I’ve started turning puns into homemade action figures.
My friend told me I could make six figures a year if I was a sculptor
He technically wasn't lying, but I still feel misled
I was going crazy, looking around, trying to figure out who said "heads up"
And that's when it hit me...
What do you call a Stick Figure that has been going to the gym?
I couldn’t figure out why my checkbook wouldn’t balance. It turns out I was adding instead of subtracting.
And that made all the difference.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.
Scientists recently performed an experiment to figure out the gender of an ant. They would place them in a tub of water.
If they sank, girl ant. If they floated, buoyant.
All the names are puns but I can’t for the life of me figure out what the Duke’s name is supposed to mean
What?! You don't know what a zombie's least favorite food is? You'll figure it out
it's a no-brainer really.
I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the Sun went
I can't figure out what IDK means....
no one else seems to know either.
Can’t figure out what game this is, could you send me a link?
Action figures without the Little Green Army Man footplate:
Did you hear about LEGO mini figures protesting?
We were cleaning out our closets today and my wife forgot the code to her luggage, but luckily, I managed to figure it out. I looked her and gloated proudly...
"Well, I guess you can say...I solved the case!!"
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
Couldn’t figure out when sunrise was supposed to be this morning
Luckily it finally dawned on me.
🤦🏻♂️
Got a big 12 pound brisket on the grill today, and several more dad jokes in the chamber.
Doin dad stuff.
You’ll chuckle when you figure it out. :)
Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating my doorbell.
I just can’t put my finger on it.
I’m seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife, but I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out...
...I’m just after my money.
Figure out the joke yourself
I found a sack on the side of the road. I reached inside to see if I could figure out who it belonged to. I think it belonged to Santa.
I couldn’t figure out why that ball in the sky kept getting bigger...
For years, I've been trying to figure out what the philtrum is.
Turns out the answer has been right under my nose the whole time.
Everyone remembers the historical figure Karl Marx
But no one has ever heard of his sister Onya, who invented the starting pistol
Everyone has heard of the historical figure Karl Marx.....
But no one ever remembers his sister Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
My brother and I make Dracula action figures for a living, and we are on a really tight deadline.
I have to make every second Count.
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make a bunch of Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
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