Pump Action Puns

She struggled with the gas pump, trying to figure out how it worked, but had no luck. After about 5 minutes of fumbling with the nozzle, she finally was able to get the gas to flow, but not before she got gas all over her shirt. As she was driving off, she lit of cigarette, and instantly her arm caught fire. Nearby there was a cop, who just happened to have a fire extinguisher in his car. He quickly sprang into action, and managed to put the fire out before the lady got hurt. She thanked him, and many people who were nearby watching applauded his quick thinking. The cop then wrote her a ticket, because in California, it's illegal to wave a firearm out the window of a moving vehicle.