I bought my kids Avengers action figures for Christmas so I don’t have to sit and build.
They were already assembled.
Here we see two birds of prey in full action
Or nuns as they are more commonly clawed
What do action heroes do when they die?
They drop kick the bucket.
My friend got me an action figure of a birdman with an abacus for Christmas
I didn’t really want it but it’s the Thoth that counts
Hugh Jackman is making a live action Frosty movie where he joins the circus!
It’s called The Greatest Snowman.
I finally see why people don’t like the live action DC films!
Because they don’t do the heroes justice
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
I watched a film about a goverment loan. There was a lot of action.
I’ve started turning puns into homemade action figures.
Take responsibility for your actions.
Action figures without the Little Green Army Man footplate:
In the Disney animated picture, Ratatouille, Remy controls Linguini actions by pulling his hair, giving him a perfect palette. The little chef’s squeak is the only other voice Linguini ever really hears at home.
I guess you could say Remy is Linguini’s voice of season
Today I have opened my very own pizza restaurant.
I will be rolling in dough in no time.
Need Theme Park related puns
Myself and a friend are making a mini action film on GTA V. When I edit it, I’m planning on involving some voiceover but I need a pun for the final kill on the rollercoaster. Any suggestions ?
Hollywood is going to make an action movie about the great composers.
Sylvester Stallone said "I'll be Beethoven".
Bruce Willis said "I'll be Mozart".
Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach".
What happened to the pilgrims who were involved in a class action lawsuit.
They reached a settlement.
DROP YOUR BEST PUNS FOR HISTORY DRINKING GAME
I'm creating a drinking game where every important event equals to drinking, but I am nowhere close to NAMING my drinking game. A friend of mine recommended this subreddit, saying that people drop some really punny puns here. Give your ideas for a title, I think up to 6 words would be okay.
Let's see what you can do!
What you need to know about the game:
- You can create your timeline based on packages (ages, countries, continents, etc).
- Every important event has a normal action and drinking action.
- You never know in which year you are located but get an estimate year. You can either guess the year (or date) and get a free pass or you have to execute the action or drinking action. When you guess wrong, you'll have to double it.
That's basically it.
Action Movie
Have you heard about the Bollywood action movie about a baker? Critics say it's naan stop action.
You know, we probably could have stopped Coronavirus if we took action last year...
Oh well. You know what they say, hindsight is 2020!
Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.
He sometimes wishes he’d never been Bourne.
Hey kids! Get in here! We're playing Quake with a bunch of cows, and then watching a Disney live action remake about a legendary female warrior!
Why don’t people take action against global warming?
Some people just want to watch the world burn
What happened to the men who smashed all the windows in their office building..
They're now facing a glass action lawsuit.
I asked the shop assistant where the Terminator action figures were.
She said "Aisle B, back".
Mama fly and baby fly were hanging out at the coroner’s office. The coroner was enjoying a sandwich while he performed an autopsy. Baby fly landed on the sandwich as the coroner took a bite. Mama fly jumped into action and hit the man in the eye and baby fly escaped out of his mouth.
. Mama fly looked into baby fly’s eyes and said,
“Nobody puts baby in a coroner”
My wife caught me performing an action scene from The Matrix, but luckily she thought I was doing yoga exercises.
I don't know if this belong here
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
Do you think Bruce Willis will always make action movies?
Because you know what they say about old habits. They...
Which musical instrument is most likely to take legal action against the others?
Does this count as a pun?
I'm not sure she can bear this
Action movies are just like camping
They can both get really in-tents
My brother and I make Dracula action figures for a living, and we are on a really tight deadline.
I have to make every second Count.
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make a bunch of Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
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