I bought my kids Avengers action figures for Christmas so I don’t have to sit and build.
They were already assembled.
Here we see two birds of prey in full action
Or nuns as they are more commonly clawed
What do action heroes do when they die?
They drop kick the bucket.
My friend got me an action figure of a birdman with an abacus for Christmas
I didn’t really want it but it’s the Thoth that counts
Hugh Jackman is making a live action Frosty movie where he joins the circus!
It’s called The Greatest Snowman.
I finally see why people don’t like the live action DC films!
Because they don’t do the heroes justice
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
I watched a film about a goverment loan. There was a lot of action.
I’ve started turning puns into homemade action figures.
Take responsibility for your actions.
Action figures without the Little Green Army Man footplate:
In the Disney animated picture, Ratatouille, Remy controls Linguini actions by pulling his hair, giving him a perfect palette. The little chef’s squeak is the only other voice Linguini ever really hears at home.
I guess you could say Remy is Linguini’s voice of season
Hollywood is going to make an action movie about the great composers.
Sylvester Stallone said "I'll be Beethoven".
Bruce Willis said "I'll be Mozart".
Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach".
What happened to the pilgrims who were involved in a class action lawsuit.
They reached a settlement.
Action Movie
Have you heard about the Bollywood action movie about a baker? Critics say it's naan stop action.
You know, we probably could have stopped Coronavirus if we took action last year...
Oh well. You know what they say, hindsight is 2020!
Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.
He sometimes wishes he’d never been Bourne.
Hey kids! Get in here! We're playing Quake with a bunch of cows, and then watching a Disney live action remake about a legendary female warrior!
Why don’t people take action against global warming?
Some people just want to watch the world burn
I asked the shop assistant where the Terminator action figures were.
She said "Aisle B, back".
Mama fly and baby fly were hanging out at the coroner’s office. The coroner was enjoying a sandwich while he performed an autopsy. Baby fly landed on the sandwich as the coroner took a bite. Mama fly jumped into action and hit the man in the eye and baby fly escaped out of his mouth.
. Mama fly looked into baby fly’s eyes and said,
“Nobody puts baby in a coroner”
My wife caught me performing an action scene from The Matrix, but luckily she thought I was doing yoga exercises.
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
Do you think Bruce Willis will always make action movies?
Because you know what they say about old habits. They...
Which musical instrument is most likely to take legal action against the others?
Action movies are just like camping
They can both get really in-tents
I was key grip on a film set once, when the guy who yells "action" tripped on a cable and sliced himself open...
It was the director's cut.
I heard Netflix is making a live action 'My Hero Acedemia' with Matthew Mcconaughey...
Hes going to star as All Might, All Might, All Might.
Help! I can’t stop collecting Wonder Woman action figures!
Pelvis wants a little less conversation and a little more action please
Said something motivational before this and I sprung into action.
I’m so lazy, if I were an action figure,
The action would be sold separately.
When you are watching a cop movie and want to go right to the action scene
I'm gonna cut right to the chase
What do you call an average potato who tells you the play-by-play action in sports?
I was reading a piece of fan fiction about a girl so beautiful, all the heroes wanted to make her their wife, yet so powerful, no villain dared fighting her. They rather sought legal action against her.
Had to lay it down, I can't stand these marry/sue charakters.
There's a new action video game where you build whole digital worlds but there's no sound.
In the new live action Aladdin movie the villain is getting a chubby sidekick.
They’ll be called Jafar and Wide.
PMSing is an ovary action
My brother and I make Dracula action figures for a living, and we are on a really tight deadline.
I have to make every second Count.
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make a bunch of Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.
He wishes he was never Bourne.
Bruce Willis will probably keep making action movies, because you know what they say about old habits...
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