My friends say I make too many action movie puns.......

I told them I can't help it, old habits DIE HARD.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Dark_Byte
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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When I was in charge of editing an action movie, I noticed an unnecessary scene that was only slowing down the plot.

So I decided to just cut to the chase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megaWatson
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Hugh Jackman is making a live action Frosty movie where he joins the circus!

It’s called The Greatest Snowman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whaddayagondo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Hollywood is going to make an action movie about the great composers.

Sylvester Stallone said "I'll be Beethoven".

Bruce Willis said "I'll be Mozart".

Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Action Movie

Have you heard about the Bollywood action movie about a baker? Critics say it's naan stop action.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalebWilliamson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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When you are watching a cop movie and want to go right to the action scene

I'm gonna cut right to the chase

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πŸ‘€︎ u/X-Drakken
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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In the new live action Aladdin movie the villain is getting a chubby sidekick.

They’ll be called Jafar and Wide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/markydsade
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Have y'all heard about the Jewish action-movie star?

I think his name is Sylvester Shalom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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I'm gonna write a gritty action movie about a mathematician who loses his memory and has to uncover a conspiracy inside the Berlin Academy.

I'll call it: "The Euler Identity"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nman130
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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Do you think Bruce Willis will always make action movies?

Because you know what they say about old habits. They...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Tip of my tongue

Guys, help me out here. I can't remember the name of this old action movie. Bilbo Baggins has to stop a terrorist plot and save his wife in the Nakatomi Towers. Oh, that's it.

Old Hobbits Die Hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigchefpeter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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My son asked me the secret on staying down-to-earth

"Well, I mean, gravity"

Edit: Credits to Keanu Reeves, the father of action movies ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aquilitosrmcf
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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I use this one every time my wife and I go to the movies. I now gift it to you.

This is my favorite stupid joke to use out at the movies. Every movie. Action, drama, comedy, whatever.

Movie ends. Credits roll. People start getting up.
I turn to my wife and say, "Wanna stick around and see if (character) joins The Avengers?"

It works with everything.
After Moana: "Wanna stick around and see if Maui joins the Avengers?"
After Baby Driver: "Wanna stick around and see if Baby joins the Avengers?"

Even works for villians. Why not?
After Deepwater Horizon: "Wanna stick around and see if the oil joins the Avengers?"

I guarantee you eyerolls aplenty. Use it in good health.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdamHR
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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Soo... My 7 yr. old daughter dropped this one on me... I think I'll keep her.

We're watching the live action 101 Dalmatian movie. It's the scene where Cruella falls through the floor and lands in what looks like a bunch of poop, chasing after one of the puppies.

My daughter asks me,"What is that stuff she fell into supposed to be?". I replied,"Pretty sure it's supposed to resemble poop." She goes,"So I guess that puppy set a poopy trap."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaddyReddits
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2015
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Bruce Willis will probably keep making action movies, because you know what they say about old habits...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/auroraborora
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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Bruce Willis will probably star in action movies for the rest of his career.

You know what they say about old habits...

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