Movie Star Puns

A list of puns related to "Movie Star"

The next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span.

His name is 80-HD.

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👤︎ u/el_gregorio
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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What is the preferred hot beverage of movie stars?

Celebri-tea

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👤︎ u/specialsnowflake13
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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What do you call 2 movie stars fighting.

Star Wars.

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👤︎ u/Cheesewithmilk
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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What do you call a fungal 80's movie star?

Molly ringworm

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👤︎ u/DudeWithRedditAcc
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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What do you call it when a movie star steals your girl?

The classic "chick-flick"

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👤︎ u/here_cos_of_my_bf
📅︎ Apr 26 2020
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I wanted to see the new Star Wars movie today, but every showing was sold out

Rogue one, me zero.

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👤︎ u/theghostofme
📅︎ Dec 22 2016
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My favorite scene from any star trek movie is the one where Spock dies...

It's so i-khan-ic.

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👤︎ u/midas_1988
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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Which company is the main sponsor and made a big fortune from the Star wars movie series?

Salesforce

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👤︎ u/hihihowru
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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Did you hear about the movie star who broke his wrist whilst on set?

Don't worry, he's still in the cast

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👤︎ u/GaryTheKnight
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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What did the propeller say to the movie star?

It's nice to meet you. I'm a huge fan.

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👤︎ u/kevron007
📅︎ Jun 27 2018
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Have y'all heard about the Jewish action-movie star?

I think his name is Sylvester Shalom

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👤︎ u/pikk
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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I was caught smuggling a taco into the new star wars movie...

...they now call me Rogue Juan

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👤︎ u/megadoomclops
📅︎ Dec 19 2016
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Why did the wookiee in a recent Star Wars movie stop eating after just one porg?

He must have been Chewie...

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👤︎ u/atcoyou
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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I don’t think I’ll be disappointed with the new Star Wars movie...

My expectations are already solo.

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👤︎ u/fidelflicka
📅︎ May 26 2018
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My brother had a bad reaction to a nut while we were watching a Star Trek movie a while back

The incident is forever referred to as ,

"The Wrath Of Pecan"

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👤︎ u/BeatOfMyDrum15
📅︎ Dec 20 2017
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During a Star Wars movie marathon, my girlfriend caught me off-guard with this one

I was disappointed as usual that Liam Neeson's character was killed.

She suggested I let Qui-gons be Qui-gons.

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👤︎ u/bytor_2112
📅︎ Apr 07 2016
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Have you seen that movie that stars four transsexual Olly Murs?

It's called Trans-four-murs.

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👤︎ u/Jalen2612
📅︎ Nov 10 2016
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In the next Star Wars movie, it is revealed that Han Solo had two other sons.

Their names were Drum and Guitar

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👤︎ u/Chicken_cordon_bleu
📅︎ May 16 2017
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I heard that they are making a Star Wars movie with an Hispanic cast.

Rogue Juan

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👤︎ u/bobbymack44212
📅︎ Jan 23 2017
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On December 18, 2015, seeing the new Star Wars movie will be on my R2D2-do list.
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👤︎ u/engfish
📅︎ Aug 29 2015
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After the success of the new Star Wars movie, if Daisy Ridley looks for more money for the next film, and Disney say no ...

they'll call her Raisy Didley.

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👤︎ u/SandorClegane_AMA
📅︎ Dec 28 2015
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After watching the new Star Trek movie in 3D

I took my 3D glasses off and said in a loud voice, "Oh my gawd. I still see 3D." Another viewer told he appreciated the joke.

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👤︎ u/UnknownPerson69
📅︎ Jul 25 2016
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Did you hear that there were two competing titles for the new Star Wars movie?

Rogue Won.

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👤︎ u/impulsive-ideas
📅︎ Dec 07 2016
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You heard about the guy who fell asleep during the star wars movie?

They said the force awoke him

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👤︎ u/Emancipated_Banana
📅︎ Jan 14 2016
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