Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.

He sometimes wishes he’d never been Bourne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I heard Netflix is making a live action 'My Hero Acedemia' with Matthew Mcconaughey...

Hes going to star as All Might, All Might, All Might.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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What do action heroes do when they die?

They drop kick the bucket.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.

I handed her the dictionary.

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I was reading a piece of fan fiction about a girl so beautiful, all the heroes wanted to make her their wife, yet so powerful, no villain dared fighting her. They rather sought legal action against her.

Had to lay it down, I can't stand these marry/sue charakters.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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(X-Post from /r/Jokes) Two dad jokes for the price of one!

What do you call a fitness instructor who moonlights as an action hero?

Jason Stay-thin

What do you call a music artist who works out and is a bit of a creep?

Slim Shady

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Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.

He wishes he was never Bourne.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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