Scene- Me, at dentist, having teeth removed. She was having a bit of trouble with some of them and this was while she had instruments in my mouth. There's some pain after maximum amount of anesthetic she can give me. Asks me how I'm doing.
Me- There is some pain in the teeth after numbing but it isn't anything I can handle.
Dentist- Last time you were here we didn't have a problem but this time your teeth are being a major pain in the butt.
Me- My teeth are a pain in the butt? No wonder people say I talk out of my ass way too much.
She had to stop for a bit to finish laughing.
Haven't seen anyone post all year!
(Happy New Year from Australia everyone!)
No one's posted anything all year...
With its scarecard!
Its soda pressing.
I told him "not really - she mostly just lies there"
Gluttonic love.
An over-active nervous system.
I'm passive progressive
Clubbing.
Initiative
Me: Can I play piano?
Doctor: Yes you can.
Me: Wow! Thanks! I never could before.
Poland
Turns out, it's a pigment of your imagination
Because they were born with Trust Issues..
(facepalm)
I know.. I know.. IT Nerd DadJoke...
I'll see my way out and go back into the server room where I belong..
Whisk on, son.
They have Anti Money Laundering
https://imgur.com/a/ggw9xpn
I haven't seen a post all-
Wait... Damn it! I posted this joke too early.
Yes car go
She's an altered stateswoman.
The blind kid didn't say a word for the rest of they school year.
I also have a regular car, but that goes without saying.
Doors opened by itself, Shower turned on by itself and many other unexplained activities.
i come to the conclusion that it was John Cena
Camping.
My son wants to be a doctor AND a police officer.
He said he wants to help cut down on ill eagle activity.
There hasn’t been any posts all year.
There hasn't been any posts all year.
There have been barely any posts all year.
Nobody has posted anything all year!
There haven't been any posts all year!
australia squad
