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A list of puns related to "Active"

The doctor asked my wife if she was sexually active

I told him "not really - she mostly just lies there"

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👤︎ u/LMF5000
📅︎ Oct 03 2020
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What is the active ingredient in self raising flour?

Initiative

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👤︎ u/BorgClanZulu
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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What country has the most active stripper scene?

Poland

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👤︎ u/Spikerman101
📅︎ May 26 2020
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Why can't Windows Active Directory Servers ever get along?

Because they were born with Trust Issues..

(facepalm)

I know.. I know.. IT Nerd DadJoke...

I'll see my way out and go back into the server room where I belong..

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👤︎ u/bad11ama
📅︎ May 06 2020
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn’t been any posts all year.

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👤︎ u/I_Fart_Liquids
📅︎ Jan 01 2018
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Is this sub still active?

https://imgur.com/a/ggw9xpn

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👤︎ u/MohamedKebab
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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Is this sub still active?

I haven't seen a post all-

Wait... Damn it! I posted this joke too early.

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👤︎ u/Rosemourne
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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My niece who is active in politics just had a face lift...

She's an altered stateswoman.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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Is this sub still active?

Nobody has posted anything all year!

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👤︎ u/frillip
📅︎ Jan 01 2016
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn’t been a post all year.

Happy New Years from Bangkok, Thailand!

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👤︎ u/thepobv
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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What vegetable is the most climate active?

Green Peas

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👤︎ u/t-dv
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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Why do politically active weightlifters have weaker left sides...?

Because they're really into exercising their rights!

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👤︎ u/CryptoReaper5
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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When is communism most active?

At all ours.

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👤︎ u/Target359
📅︎ Jul 25 2018
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Whats the most sexually active animal in the animal kingdom?

a rhino because its horny

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👤︎ u/flickrfrog
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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Dear Facebook, I don’t want to know when people are “active.”

That’s gross.

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👤︎ u/jc123ucme
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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My old English teacher used to flunk us just for not using the active voice

He was very passive aggressive

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👤︎ u/HummelWasUnderrated
📅︎ Dec 01 2018
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Anyone know if this sub is still active?

https://imgur.com/gallery/p7Xql

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👤︎ u/slingblade1315
📅︎ Aug 01 2017
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What do you call a toilet perched on top of an active volcano?

The lavatory

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👤︎ u/GSV_EndsOfInvention
📅︎ Jul 09 2018
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During the eclipse a lot of nocturnal insects started chirping and were pretty active.

I bet their Cicadian Rhythm is totally out of whack.

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👤︎ u/Je_Desto
📅︎ Aug 22 2017
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There’s something off about that active circular saw...

But I just can’t put my finger on it...

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👤︎ u/HydrogenGamer
📅︎ Feb 16 2018
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How much does an active woman need to eat daily?

Enough to say she ate.

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👤︎ u/ganzhimself
📅︎ Jun 04 2018
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Is this sub still active?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/04/27/14/3FA7E4E500000578-0-image-m-38_1493301109764.jpg

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👤︎ u/TurtleofAwesomeness
📅︎ Jan 01 2018
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Traveling up to the Great Smoky Mountains. The black bears have been active lately, but are rarely seen.

You could say they are bearly there.

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👤︎ u/defmid26
📅︎ Jun 19 2016
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been any posts all year.

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👤︎ u/Flamingturtle1
📅︎ Jan 01 2017
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Is this sub still active?

There have been barely any posts all year.

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👤︎ u/JohnMickoTheSicko
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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Is this sub still active?

There haven't been any posts all year!

australia squad

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👤︎ u/ionedur
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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Is this sub still active? There hasn't been a post all year
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👤︎ u/thelukecameron
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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Is this sub still active?

https://imgur.com/a/ggw9xpn

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👤︎ u/MohamedKebab
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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Is this sub still active?

There haven’t been any posts all year.

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👤︎ u/TheMiniDuck
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been any posts all year

Happy New year from Russia

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👤︎ u/donutio
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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Is this sub still active?

There haven't been posts all year

Happy 2019 from the Netherlands

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👤︎ u/deJessias
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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Omg is this sub still active it’s been a year since anyone’s posted.
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👤︎ u/USAneedsAJohnson
📅︎ Jan 01 2018
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn’t been any posts all year :(

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👤︎ u/RescueRbbit_hs
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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Is this sub still active?

https://imgur.com/XMt8jxL

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👤︎ u/xx420mcyoloswag
📅︎ Jun 19 2018
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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👤︎ u/IrishViking_
📅︎ Jan 01 2018
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Is this hoagie still active?
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👤︎ u/ToastedFalafels
📅︎ Mar 21 2017
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