My old English teacher used to flunk us just for not using the active voice

He was very passive aggressive

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HummelWasUnderrated
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What did the snail say to his voice activated vehicle when it asked him if he was ready to go for a drive

Yes car go

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/absurd-bird-turd
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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In the future...

In 1,000 years, snails will evolve into being an advanced civilization. They will develop their own advanced technologies. In an effort to increase their mobility, they will equip their shells to be modular vehicles called Snail Cars, S-Car for short. Since snails do not have upper extremities, controlling the cars will be voice activated. The initiation command would be, "S-Car, GO!" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dan_the_Man0904
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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So my Microwave broke

Right now we've got a standard whirlpool. One basic box, with a rotating center tray. No frills.

I'm looking at a newer model. It's split in the center, and there's a second rotating tray. Also, it's voice activated.

What do you think?

Should I stick with what I've got or should I get Two Turn Tables and a Microphone?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DairyCanary5
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 09 2020
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A voice on the radio: Hello, anybody who can hear me please respond.

Me: Copy that, who is this?

Voice: Spider, working out.

Me: Spider who?

Voice: Radio active spider.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dudecancode
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 12 2018
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The newest Dodge line of cars should be called the "Resposibility"

The new 2016 Dodge Responsibility.

Options include: Anti-Radar stealth paint, and an voice activated license plate shield.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Amaroq208
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