Have you heard of whiteboards?

They're a pretty remarkable invention

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2021
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the morning of my bday my bf just looks over at me and goes β€œbabe you dont look a day over 25”

im 25 πŸ’€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juicyfriedcouda
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2021
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[SFW] Take a look at that camel toe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thottprocess
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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A friend of mine’s dog died...

So I got her an identical one. She was livid and said, β€œwhat am I going to do with 2 dead dogs?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_norris864
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My buddy Mark and I just got back from a great hike, but we can't go back...

Because now it's an un-Marked trail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/binaryfruit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2013
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I got a joke about a trash can

Never mind, it's garbage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirHealer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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On my way to work today, a man assaulted me by throwing a block of cheese and a bar of butter at me.

How dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/This_Guyyyyyyyy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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Not intentional, but I think it counts

Getting my check cashed at the bank a few years ago, the teller asks how I would like it.

"Cash is fine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/accountnumber3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2014
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My dad out dad-joked my dad-joke.

Necessary Terminology: Toonie= Canadian $2 Coin

Friend's Facebook Status: "Laundromats aren't so bad when you find a toonie in the drier."

I commented: "If the drier cost $2, you could call it a wash!"

I was sort of proud of my dad-joke, so later that day, I told my dad the story.

Dad: "Do you think she'll be arrested?" Me: "No, why?" Dad: "For Money Laundering"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/druman55
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2014
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Whiteboards are remarkable
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