A list of puns related to "Markedness"
They're a pretty remarkable invention
im 25 π
So I got her an identical one. She was livid and said, βwhat am I going to do with 2 dead dogs?β
Because now it's an un-Marked trail.
Never mind, it's garbage.
How dairy.
Getting my check cashed at the bank a few years ago, the teller asks how I would like it.
"Cash is fine."
Necessary Terminology: Toonie= Canadian $2 Coin
Friend's Facebook Status: "Laundromats aren't so bad when you find a toonie in the drier."
I commented: "If the drier cost $2, you could call it a wash!"
I was sort of proud of my dad-joke, so later that day, I told my dad the story.
Dad: "Do you think she'll be arrested?" Me: "No, why?" Dad: "For Money Laundering"
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