Refers Puns

A list of puns related to "Refers"

I'll always refer to my stomach as Budapest

Because it is the capital of Hungary.

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👤︎ u/Team_Pineapple
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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Mississippians don't refer to their wives as their old lady

They refer to them as their Ole Miss

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👤︎ u/zsm1994
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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In Germany, is it appropriate to refer to it as 21:00

Or nein?

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👤︎ u/zsm1994
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
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How do you refer to cheese in Japan ?

Parme-san

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👤︎ u/dadjokeretailer
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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My wife just informed me that “terrible two” refers to a kids in a specific developmental stage

And all this time that’s how I always referred to my two kids at all times

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👤︎ u/PLUMBUM2
📅︎ May 27 2020
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I refer to David Hasselhoff as "The Hoff"

It's less of a hassel 😏

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👤︎ u/Elegant_rose392
📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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Once this pandemic is over, we're going to have to use BC and AC to refer to 2019-20..21?

Before Covid-19, After Covid-19

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👤︎ u/o3mo
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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Please refer to me by my pronouns

This, that, and the other

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👤︎ u/robbiewesters
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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Do you know how Stephen Hawking's kids used to refer to their mother's lover?

The walking dad

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👤︎ u/sebicoroian
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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To refer to all women as bitches isn't just a blanket statement, it's a broad generalization
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👤︎ u/daddydomino
📅︎ Nov 16 2017
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*GOT SPOILER* Jaime Lannister now refers to Brienne as:

Sir Gal-i-had

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👤︎ u/MexElf
📅︎ May 08 2019
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Being a twice-over dad, can I refer to myself as an Em-Ef'er?
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👤︎ u/semanticdm
📅︎ Mar 03 2019
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As a father, is it okay for me to refer to the plastic threaded flange which secures the silicone nipple onto the plastic baby formula bottle as the

baby nipple ring?

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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The word “batman” is used to refer to someone’s personal servant. So, Alfred is actually Batman’s batman
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👤︎ u/Inkspotty
📅︎ Dec 28 2017
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When a ninja gets hurt do they refer to it as a ..

ninjury ?

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👤︎ u/rotinski
📅︎ Nov 14 2014
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‪In addition to themselves, some monarchs also refer to their liquid waste using plural pronouns.

It is, after all, the royal wee.‬

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👤︎ u/ElLordHighBueno
📅︎ Feb 18 2018
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From now on, refer to Seattle as "Space Haystack City" why?

Because that's where you'll find The Space Needle, OBVIOUSLY.

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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000
📅︎ Feb 10 2017
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In the UK "tuppence" refers to a small amount of money and is shorthand for a woman's vagina. In the US Trump-Pence involves a lot of money and describes a pair of penises.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tuppence

http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/14/politics/donald-trump-vice-presidential-choice/

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👤︎ u/KingBooRadley
📅︎ Jul 15 2016
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What do Hershey refer to their line of computers as?

Reese PCs.

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👤︎ u/Xenoraiser
📅︎ May 22 2017
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Do you know why people still refer to the Mayan Calendar even today?

Because the alternative is too Incansistent.

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👤︎ u/FetchMeMyLongsword
📅︎ Jun 18 2017
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how my dad refers to an impending call of nature...

"we gotta find a bathroom quick boy, I've got a turtle sniffin' cotton."

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👤︎ u/kiki2k
📅︎ Sep 05 2013
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My brother refers to light beer as "making love in a canoe"

Because it's f***ing near water. (He doesn't even have kids, so I guess it's an uncle joke)

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👤︎ u/BackOnTheMap
📅︎ Oct 12 2015
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David Hasselhoff has started to refer to himself as Hoff.

It’s less of a hassle.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 03 2018
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