I asked my doctor if he could refer me to a specialist about my addiction to board games. Draughts, Snakes and ladders, Scrabble....

He asked "Any Chess?"

So I said no, I'd rather go private.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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I’m not sure why people refer to women’s privates as a flower

All I see is two lips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/densenuggets
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Mississippians don't refer to their wives as their old lady

They refer to them as their Ole Miss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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In Germany, is it appropriate to refer to it as 21:00

Or nein?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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How do you refer to cheese in Japan ?

Parme-san

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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My wife just informed me that β€œterrible two” refers to a kids in a specific developmental stage

And all this time that’s how I always referred to my two kids at all times

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I refer to David Hasselhoff as "The Hoff"

It's less of a hassel 😏

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elegant_rose392
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Once this pandemic is over, we're going to have to use BC and AC to refer to 2019-20..21?

Before Covid-19, After Covid-19

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πŸ‘€︎ u/o3mo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Please refer to me by my pronouns

This, that, and the other

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robbiewesters
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Do you know how Stephen Hawking's kids used to refer to their mother's lover?

The walking dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sebicoroian
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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To refer to all women as bitches isn't just a blanket statement, it's a broad generalization
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddydomino
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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*GOT SPOILER* Jaime Lannister now refers to Brienne as:

Sir Gal-i-had

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Being a twice-over dad, can I refer to myself as an Em-Ef'er?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/semanticdm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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When a ninja gets hurt do they refer to it as a ..

ninjury ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rotinski
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2014
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As a father, is it okay for me to refer to the plastic threaded flange which secures the silicone nipple onto the plastic baby formula bottle as the

baby nipple ring?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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The word β€œbatman” is used to refer to someone’s personal servant. So, Alfred is actually Batman’s batman
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inkspotty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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β€ͺIn addition to themselves, some monarchs also refer to their liquid waste using plural pronouns.

It is, after all, the royal wee.‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElLordHighBueno
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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From now on, refer to Seattle as "Space Haystack City" why?

Because that's where you'll find The Space Needle, OBVIOUSLY.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2017
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What do Hershey refer to their line of computers as?

Reese PCs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenoraiser
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2017
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Do you know why people still refer to the Mayan Calendar even today?

Because the alternative is too Incansistent.

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how my dad refers to an impending call of nature...

"we gotta find a bathroom quick boy, I've got a turtle sniffin' cotton."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiki2k
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2013
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My brother refers to light beer as "making love in a canoe"

Because it's f***ing near water. (He doesn't even have kids, so I guess it's an uncle joke)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BackOnTheMap
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2015
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David Hasselhoff has started to refer to himself as Hoff.

It’s less of a hassle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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