I asked my doctor if he could refer me to a specialist about my addiction to board games. Draughts, Snakes and ladders, Scrabble....
He asked "Any Chess?"
So I said no, I'd rather go private.
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Iβm not sure why people refer to womenβs privates as a flower
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Mississippians don't refer to their wives as their old lady
They refer to them as their Ole Miss
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In Germany, is it appropriate to refer to it as 21:00
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How do you refer to cheese in Japan ?
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My wife just informed me that βterrible twoβ refers to a kids in a specific developmental stage
And all this time thatβs how I always referred to my two kids at all times
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I refer to David Hasselhoff as "The Hoff"
It's less of a hassel π
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Once this pandemic is over, we're going to have to use BC and AC to refer to 2019-20..21?
Before Covid-19, After Covid-19
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Please refer to me by my pronouns
This, that, and the other
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︎ Dec 01 2019
Do you know how Stephen Hawking's kids used to refer to their mother's lover?
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To refer to all women as bitches isn't just a blanket statement, it's a broad generalization
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*GOT SPOILER* Jaime Lannister now refers to Brienne as:
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Being a twice-over dad, can I refer to myself as an Em-Ef'er?
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When a ninja gets hurt do they refer to it as a ..
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As a father, is it okay for me to refer to the plastic threaded flange which secures the silicone nipple onto the plastic baby formula bottle as the
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The word βbatmanβ is used to refer to someoneβs personal servant. So, Alfred is actually Batmanβs batman
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βͺIn addition to themselves, some monarchs also refer to their liquid waste using plural pronouns.
It is, after all, the royal wee.β¬
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In the UK "tuppence" refers to a small amount of money and is shorthand for a woman's vagina. In the US Trump-Pence involves a lot of money and describes a pair of penises.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tuppence
http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/14/politics/donald-trump-vice-presidential-choice/
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From now on, refer to Seattle as "Space Haystack City" why?
Because that's where you'll find The Space Needle, OBVIOUSLY.
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What do Hershey refer to their line of computers as?
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Do you know why people still refer to the Mayan Calendar even today?
Because the alternative is too Incansistent.
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how my dad refers to an impending call of nature...
"we gotta find a bathroom quick boy, I've got a turtle sniffin' cotton."
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My brother refers to light beer as "making love in a canoe"
Because it's f***ing near water.
(He doesn't even have kids, so I guess it's an uncle joke)
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David Hasselhoff has started to refer to himself as Hoff.
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