It doesn't make any sense et al
There is a lot of cross referencing.
Blubber, blubber, blubber, blubber!
They were Prime mates.
You can say it is extensively cross referenced.
And boy are my arms tires.
The dadabase
My 6 year old son came running into the room and said, "Dad is your shirt blue?"
"Yes it is buddy."
"Why don't you cheer it up then?" And then he left the room.
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WOOHOO! YEAH NO. 1! GO CEILING!
When people point out that I didn't make a pun I reply, "Yeah, and I didn't intend to."
Thyme management
My brother was complaining that his phone was dying and he said, "my phone is 2%."
Without missing a beat, my dad said, "That's funny, mine is skim."
There’s a lot of cross referencing.
An executive producer!
Sorry to toot my own horn, but I really liked this.
The pub quiz guy was reading out the answers.
Him: "The answer to question 29 is Niki Lauda"
Me: "Niki what?"
Him: "Lauda"
Me: "NIKI WHAT?"
He gave us half a point for that joke. We won by a quarter of a point. Boom!
I tried searching for that once. Unfortunately, it was blocked.
Turns out there is a lot of cross referencing.
It's like the old saying goes: thyme is money.
When I was about 5 years old, my dad told the greatest dad joke. He’d be driving the family through our neighborhood and would say “Look! A man wearing a dress!” My siblings and I would look around and laugh with my dad. We loved when he would say this (it was like an absurd scavenger hunt) but my mother absolutely hated it. “Where? What are you talking about Tom?!” She actually got angry since she couldn’t see the man wearing a dress either. Since he would do this on a semi-regular basis to make us laugh, it became a problem with my mom and she ended up getting so angry as to forbid him saying it ever again.
I never really understood what was going on since I was so young, but I really missed the man wearing a dress joke. At one point, I thought the joke referenced a nearby business with a kilted man for a mascot. A few years ago, I asked my dad what the joke was.
“Oh! It wasn’t the sign,” he told me. “We had a family in the neighborhood with the last name ‘Manwaring’. When we would drive by their house, I’d point at their mailbox and say ‘Look, a Manwaring address!’”
I was too young to read at the time so it took 20 years to be in on his brilliant pun.
"Who doesn't enjoy boobs?" "They're alright." "No, half of them are left."
My mom was doing a crossword over breakfast with my dad at the dining room table and I overheard her asking him for help on one of the clues.
"'Uplifted' is the clue... Could it be something like 'elified'?" She asked.
Dad quickly replies, "'El-if-I know!"
"God...." My mom groans. I almost spit the milk I was drinking out. He doesn't make dad jokes often, so it took me by surprise :)
I was buying some stuff in the supermarket the other day, and I was queueing behind an old man, and his middle aged daughter.
The woman seemed to be rushing, and she was frantically looking for her reusable bag. She said to the grandad,
"Where's the bag dad?"
He replied,
"Somewhere in Iraq I think."
He then looked at me and started chuckling to himself while his daughter groaned and got in with looking for the bag. I laughed with him. We shared a moment.
I told my dad we were studying the periodic table in chemistry he sent me this
There was a lot of cross referencing.
Turns out there is a lot of Cross referencing.
There was a lot of Cross referencing.
Turns out there was a lot of cross referencing.
There was a lot of cross referencing.
