Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Tradition"
But it is my job to talk them down.
Trick or tea.
Sure, Pa...
We have a holiday tradition in our house to call up our internet service provider and ask them to slow down our speed through December.
We call it the Yule Lag.
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I guess you could say that it's our hay day.
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
Not a joke per se, but every Father's Day my brother remakes his kids sit and listen to 30 minutes of dad jokes
I guess it just runs in the jeans
It’s a bit of a running joke in the family
Cause it would die out quickly
It's our hey-ride.
But I can only speculate because he was an absent-tea father.
Martial arts is as much spiritual training as it is physical training. In fact, there is a school of martial arts in Korea where practitioners would spend large portions of the day just meditating.
As they train their spirits to ponder over their place in the universe, the practitioners would also train their bodies to forgo the needs of the physical world. The practitioners would endure days on end without sleep, and live on a single loaf of bread for an entire month.
As they meditate, they would repeat the mantra: “I am one with the universe, it sleeps not so I shall not sleep. This bread is my only worldly attachment but I shall only TAKE ONE DOUGH”
So we don't burn our faces when we eat it.
Q: Where's the best place to get a Christmas goose?
A: Under the mistletoe.
No really, it's a big dill.
Trump Jr and Eric were mighty relieved.
I am so independent.
Me: "Is Phil Hartman the one who was killed by his wife?"
Mom: "Yup."
Dad: "Shot him right in the heart, man."
Mom (genuinely): "Did she really?"
my sister, dad, and I just started cracking up.
And it's my job to talk them down.
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