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My mates were thinking of alternative names for shampoo.
It was fake shit.
What's an alternative name for a pregnancy test ?
Maybe Baby.
I want my brand to become THE dairy alternative for the post truth era.
The people believe in Fake Moos.
What marine animal is famous for their alternative hits?
Manta Del Ray
An alternative... was that A'Tuin was crawling from the Birthplace to the Time of Mating. When they arrived they would briefly and passionately mate, for the first and only time, and from that fiery union new turtles would be born to carry a new pattern of worlds.
This was known as the Big Bang hypothesis.
Joke by Terry Pratchett, ‘The Colour of Magic’, Prologue.
There's a vegan activist in my neighborhood; she's been replacing everyone's dairy milk with alternatives.
I soya do it.
My dad banned me from saying "Hell", so I asked: "Have you thought of any alternative names for hell?"
He said: "I heaven't"
Though not a perfect solution, cryogenic storage could be an alternative to capital punishment.
It has it’s frozen cons.
An alternative to dormant volcano reddit.com/r/CrazyIdeas/c…
She gave me a BJ with some alternative rock playing in the background
I guess you can say I got some Radiohead
I quit smoking and I'm using gum as an alternative.
It sure is hard to keep lit though.
I'm trying to come up with an alternative name for a cash machine
But I can't think of one ATM.
"Have you considered using an alternative name for Hell?"
"I Heaven't"
The Alternative Name for Mechagodzilla reddit.com/user/tomfriel/…
My wife asked me if there was an interesting alternative to using nails or screws as fasteners.
I told her yes... and it's riveting.
What do you call alternative medicine that actually works?
Medicine
Do You know what they call alternative medicine that has been proven to work via research, experimentation, and double-blind clinical trials?
Regular medicine.
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My daughter: Catching on to both dad jokes and great 90's alternative music!
We were listening to Pearl Jam's "Alive" in the car this evening. She pipes up out of nowhere:
"Q: What does Eddie Vedder wear to bed?"
"A: Pearl Jammies"
She's 12. I'm proud.
If Republicans try to push through a bill related to the keystone pipeline, they should call it the Gasoline Alternative Source act
Because I want to hear a news anchor say "Today republicans tried to pass G.A.S., but Obama blocked the move with a veto."
