But she refused to give me one.
I call it a Dad-a-Base
I just close my eyes and pretend it's not there
It's a no brainer.
I use the date of birth of a person I know. For example from Margarete von Henneberg. Nobody knows her. So how should someone get my password 1234?
You're either a solid or a gas.
(Jimmy Carr)
The answer is always whole-sum
is usually salt water.
Unless you run a bakery.
Anne Hathaway.
It has it’s frozen cons.
Alcohol.
I told them to go to the corner of the room cuz it is 90 degrees
Arrested
If only I could remember what it was....
Mathemagician
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."
He graduated with his Ph7.
Buy-no-meal theorem.
killyourshelf
credit:https://youtu.be/j2JVYTtWzVU
Have you ever seen a monkey with a zit in it's face?
http://imgur.com/uUF8kqJ
Got dadjoked by a friend just now. She's at work and we're talking to each other over an instant messaging system.
Her: How are you today?
Me: Good, just cold and still drying off from getting caught in the rain on the way home.
Her: Oh, you're still cold? I can help you!
Me: ......
Her: Stand up and go to a corner.
Me: .....
Her: Because a corner is always 90 degrees!
Then your are part of the precipitate.
If only I could remember what it was...
then you are not soluble.
