While filling up a survey, I came across a gender option: Canadian.

I guess I am Eh-sexual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I only have one option when my kleptomania gets really bad ...

I take something for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mintyporkchop
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Are these my only two options?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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There must be a typo in the "sort by" options.

I chose "new" but they're all reposts... should be "knew" instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/feckinBANANA
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I once knew a guy whose entire career was based around rating the best ceilings for different houses. Ever day he researched the available options and what was best and worst about them.

He was a ceiling fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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The other options for the Bridge of Sighs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Before my operation, my doctor gave me the option to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JMJTO
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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When your diverse options don’t fucking matter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dasurica
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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I can’t relax when I have multiple options for where to sleep when I’m camping

It’s two tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlooShinja
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Discussing dinner options;

Her: "Do you feel like Mexican?"

Me: "Well, I don't identify as Mexican."

Eyeroll

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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I had to decide on what method I wanted to use in my house to get to the second floor. The options were stairs or a vertical climbing apparatus

I chose the ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WispOG
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Work gave me the option to work from home today because of the ice.

I took them up on it because earlier in the season I went for a pretty nice slide. It's like that old saying. Once skidding ice shy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bubblezoid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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They're lots of options when buying tape and duct tape gets a lot of recognition but i've

Always found transparent tape to be the clear winner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josefransisco
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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The web designer presented us the options, but I knew right away which one we would go with.

I was love at first site.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lawpoop
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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No matter which delivery option you choose you'll have to wait a while for coffee.

It's always ground shipping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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My boss gave me the option to use a ladder or a lift.

I chose the latter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisIce
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Looking at UberEATS options while I'm house sitting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trip4Fun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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Magnet schools are an attractive educational option.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JukeboxSommelier
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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What did the Russian say when he found out communism was the only option?

"If that is the case, then soviet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calandro
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2016
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[Remembered a gem from last year] Wife brought home a couple of Halloween costume options last year...

Her: "This costume is my first choice. But I got this sexy Bee costume just in case the other one doesn't look right"

Me: "So would you say that your back-up costume is your plan Bee?"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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This is my dinner option

Dad: Would you like some 239 bean chili?

Me: 239? is it good?

Dad:Well if you add one more bean it would be TOO FARTY!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chief_tahoe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2014
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While teaching a new server about pizza topping options

"...and of course you know why you have to bake jalapeΓ±o" "No why?" "Because it's a little chilly" "..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Getpucked
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2014
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Girlfriend was talking about options for dinner

Girlfriend: Well, i could make chicken. I have some season chicken in the fridge.

Me: It better be seasoned, I don't want no rookie chicken!

groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealDeathSheep
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2015
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After complaining about not liking Facebook, my dad informed me of my options

"You heard of Apple's new social media site? They're calling it Orchard"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McFroggers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2015
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My dad has all the options ready

So I'm discussing with my dad what I want to study this fall. I let him know that I like working with people in one way or another.

Me: In the end I think I stand between socionomy and sociology. If I study socionomy, I'll learn about social services and laws related to devolpment of society. If I study sociology, I'll learn about various social behaviour, relations and institutions.

Dad: How about studying sociopathy? Then you'd be great at annoying people!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cammorecruit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2015
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Calling for something at work, I had the option to hear a joke. I gladly accepted.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmmdddmmm
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2014
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My dad overheard my mom and I discussing my internship or study abroad options for the summer and had to chime in

"Study abroad? I'd study a broad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bacloldrum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2013
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Was telling Dad about my engaged friend's options for medical school rotations

Me: Yeah, so he was telling me he might go to Columbus. He was also thinking about Dayton.

Dad: But he's engaged!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lancex
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2013
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While filling an online survey, I came across a gender option: Canadian.

I think they meant Eh-sexual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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While completing a survey, I came across a gender option: Canadian.

I think they meant Eh-sexual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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