Business is up and down.
....and it's sexually transmitted.
Even when you're born, there is a string attached.
After all, it lives its whole life in vein
A combine.
It depends upon the liver.
It's destroyed remarkably fast by an emotional woman.
Like, when you're freezing, go and stand in a corner. It's 90 degrees there.
He said "I can't complain"
Its soda pressing.
Insecticide.
I just love watching the frogress.
Clock’s a doodled doo.
Yes, and?
A nileist
Go outside and ride your bike
He's mostly known for his polyp fiction.
Will is future tense
"there are either predators or prey in the circle of life" explained the nun. "whatever an animal eats, it is called that animal's prey. for instance, rabbits eat lettuce - thus lettuce is rabbit prey."
"Sister, what is sunlight then?" asked a quizzical child.
smiling, the nun put her hands together and said, "lettuce prey".
To find his porpoise.
The finale will be shot before a live audience.
Because Earth is bipolar.
Sometimes it gets hard for no reason
Existence is pane.
Please help me.
I was told a long time ago your true friends will be honest with you, especially if it's not something that will hurt your feelings really bad.
So this life long joke of "kansaw" was only ever corrected by boyfriends, best friends, and family. Others were people thinking i meant "warsaw" in which i frantically said oh no no no!
I made a point to be say this one main line like "omg can a tornado in kansaw just suck me out of this"
"Maybe i should move to Kansaw where its just wind and tornadoe shelters"
I tried to make it come up organically as possible though.
But the other times where people said nothing, some of these people good friends, now have a joke behind my back but i had it behind their backs first....
Life is fun
It sucks for people with diabetes.
So my mother was going for a theme with my brothers and I; all of our names would start with the letter D, however my name is Andrew.. see the joke is my brothers names are (in order) Damien, Devon, [and Drew][Andrew] so there you go
They said it was a bit of give and take
Mine is very solitaire-y
