A list of puns related to "Nature"
I mean just look at the trees, they're re-leaf-ed.
That's why I used it indoors
..play by the Rouxs.
Because it is full of bugs.
In order to catch its prey it constructed a cunning trap of a grand piano suspended above a target, it then baited the trap with seed and lay in wait for a road runner to pass by.
Very interesting.
I constantly knock on wood.
Idk but I'm pretty sure they'd be some nice environmentitties
Because nature abhors a vacuum
Because nature abhors a vacuum
They say she's a flat earther.
There's too many bugs
then I was two with nature
Have you ever seen a monkey with a zit in it's face?
My dad, step mum and I were watching a nature program. The topic turned to a lake that contained the largest number of wild mussels in the country. Cue conversation:
Dad: "I went to a party there once."
-Skeptical silence-
Dad: "Yeah, I pulled a mussel".
I groaned, step mum rolled her eyes, refusing to acknowledge the joke while dad is cracking up at himself. It took him a good minute to compose himself.
(For those unfamiliar with the slang, in England "to pull" someone means scoring/picking someone up at a bar/club/party or whatever)
EDIT cant spell.
and he watches a starfish eating it's prey. So I asked, "How does he know which sea creatures to eat. I mean, does he know which ones are a friend and which are anenome?"
...because it abhors vacuums.
"we gotta find a bathroom quick boy, I've got a turtle sniffin' cotton."
Precedent -> President -> Anarchy
My father had me do this in cub scouts
So my girlfriend's in the shower and wants me to get her her hairbrush. I ask if she wants it in the shower and she declines, saying it's not meant for the shower. She tells me she usually uses her fingers to comb through her hair in the shower.
So I say, "Ah, nature's comb! Just kidding, that's a pine comb!"
Glad to say she smiled at that one!
Me Talking to a friend today
Me:nope I hate nature i prefer dysons Friend: Dysons? Me: Nature abhors a vacuum.
my grandmother to my uncle: "what's up your sleeve" my uncle: "my arm" as he leaves the room laughing to himself
Showing kids in the demo how to sex tagged birds in the wild, he explained that if the tag/band is on the left leg, it's a male; females have the tag on the other leg. "Even with birds, the females are always right."
http://i.imgur.com/1tSzaee.jpg [NSFL]
That crocodile sure is handy
I work at a Nature Park, and today I was working a display about Newts. A family comes up to the display to check out the newts after they had completed a hike through the park. I say hi and tell them a little about newts and how this is the time of year that you start to really see them out on the trails.
Me: So did you guys see any newts while you were out on your hike?
Dad of the family: No, but we were looking more for bolts than newts.
Me: Why do crickets all chirp at the same tempo? Dad: It's a gang thing.
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