Respect nature, my deer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Planet_A
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I guess it's time to answer the call of Nature..πŸ’©
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πŸ‘€︎ u/unrealhumour
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Nature just loves when Spring comes around...

I mean just look at the trees, they're re-leaf-ed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayWolf85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Nature's call
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobowithadegree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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They said plastic is bad for nature

That's why I used it indoors

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Nature is healing imgur.com/KpIQvu4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihrie82
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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My late Dad was a rebellious Chef by nature. He taught me to never..

..play by the Rouxs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Saw a bird in the bushes. Nature is healing, we are the problem.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kazmaaaaa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Nature is beautiful
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jout-12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Why do gamers hate nature?

Because it is full of bugs.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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I watched an amazing nature documentary tonight, it was about the American coyote.

In order to catch its prey it constructed a cunning trap of a grand piano suspended above a target, it then baited the trap with seed and lay in wait for a road runner to pass by.

Very interesting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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As part of my superstitious nature, I only insult buildings made of lumber.

I constantly knock on wood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaudiocomplex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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By nature, we're next to the woods.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnjoyEverySecond
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Do you think Mother Nature would have big boobs?

Idk but I'm pretty sure they'd be some nice environmentitties

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πŸ‘€︎ u/--kae--
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Mother Nature likes puns now.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Succulent_Hat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Why did the physicist name his dog nature?

Because nature abhors a vacuum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masonwyattk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Nature is...metal?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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My kids just got a new puppy that is scared of every appliance in the house, and one in particular. I suggested they name him β€œNature.”

Because nature abhors a vacuum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nsertnamehere
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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For the nature lovers. I hunt because... (x-post /r/shrooms) amazon.com/dp/B078MW3VPF/
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoesKat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2017
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Have you heard the conspiracy that mother nature has small breasts?

They say she's a flat earther.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnarwalbacon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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Why don't programmers like nature?

There's too many bugs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PHATstuFF21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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Terrorist In Nature imgur.com/pB1qOpY
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ripback
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2017
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I'm usually one with nature, but this time my girlfriend came along

then I was two with nature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scotches_of_Islay
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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Beans, natures personal space, enforcer!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rogue-Welder
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2018
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Banana is nature's best anti-acne solution.

Have you ever seen a monkey with a zit in it's face?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wertw3t
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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Nature program dad joked.

My dad, step mum and I were watching a nature program. The topic turned to a lake that contained the largest number of wild mussels in the country. Cue conversation:

Dad: "I went to a party there once."

-Skeptical silence-

Dad: "Yeah, I pulled a mussel".

I groaned, step mum rolled her eyes, refusing to acknowledge the joke while dad is cracking up at himself. It took him a good minute to compose himself.

(For those unfamiliar with the slang, in England "to pull" someone means scoring/picking someone up at a bar/club/party or whatever)

EDIT cant spell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxdrop
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2015
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The boy was watching a nature documentary yesterday...

and he watches a starfish eating it's prey. So I asked, "How does he know which sea creatures to eat. I mean, does he know which ones are a friend and which are anenome?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickShaw530
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2017
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I work on a nature reserve in the UK. My dad came to visit today.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dimiling
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2013
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I'm calling my dog "Nature" now

...because it abhors vacuums.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n00bvin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2017
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how my dad refers to an impending call of nature...

"we gotta find a bathroom quick boy, I've got a turtle sniffin' cotton."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiki2k
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2013
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The reason why ISIS is so hard to defeat is because of their anarchistic nature: there literally is no precedent

Precedent -> President -> Anarchy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steyn_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2015
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If you yell "IS IT GONNA SNOW?" at mother nature, she will respond "no!"

My father had me do this in cub scouts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptMcButternut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2016
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Nature's comb

So my girlfriend's in the shower and wants me to get her her hairbrush. I ask if she wants it in the shower and she declines, saying it's not meant for the shower. She tells me she usually uses her fingers to comb through her hair in the shower.

So I say, "Ah, nature's comb! Just kidding, that's a pine comb!"

Glad to say she smiled at that one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdman929
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2015
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I hate nature

Me Talking to a friend today

Me:nope I hate nature i prefer dysons Friend: Dysons? Me: Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theb1g
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2016
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my uncle is a dad by nature

my grandmother to my uncle: "what's up your sleeve" my uncle: "my arm" as he leaves the room laughing to himself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13542
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2015
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Dadjoked by the Nature Center Guide

Showing kids in the demo how to sex tagged birds in the wild, he explained that if the tag/band is on the left leg, it's a male; females have the tag on the other leg. "Even with birds, the females are always right."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gatorflier
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2015
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Dad commenting on Nature Programming

http://i.imgur.com/1tSzaee.jpg [NSFL]

That crocodile sure is handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fauwks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2014
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So I work at a nature park...

I work at a Nature Park, and today I was working a display about Newts. A family comes up to the display to check out the newts after they had completed a hike through the park. I say hi and tell them a little about newts and how this is the time of year that you start to really see them out on the trails.

Me: So did you guys see any newts while you were out on your hike?

Dad of the family: No, but we were looking more for bolts than newts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EliseMcg
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2013
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My father is a nature expert.

Me: Why do crickets all chirp at the same tempo? Dad: It's a gang thing.

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