It’s biologically impossible for 2 Asian parents to give birth to a Caucasian child.
Which actually proves the old saying “two Wongs don’t make a white”.
Everyday biology pun
What do you get when you mix picture day with writing a biology essay?
photos-and-thesis
Give me your best biology puns/jokes
Help, biology pun needed
Hi guys, I need a pun involving bacteria and electricity for a school project, such as plug n plasmid, bactronics etc, it's for a modular biological circuit project
Help me help a friend: need a good pun
Hi, a friend of mine had to organize a “theme”week for a Biology student’s association. The name of the theme has to be a biology pun. Examples are: smells like green spirit, game of thorns, sofishticated or the great catsby.
These names were all used in the past and now she needs new names. Help me out, thanks in advance.
My biology teacher is a pun legend
My pet ted just found out he's not my biological son. So I had to tell him..
My pal and I went to dissect insects in biology class. He looks down and says
I don't think Marine Biology is the right major for me.
My grades are below C-level
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no wifi and couldn’t find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
What kind of shoes do you wear to biology class?
I always sucked at math but that’s why I love biology.
It’s the only field where multiplication and division mean the same thing.
I still don't understand why I got in trouble in high school for turning in my Biology lab notebook with a turd in it.
The teacher told us specifically to keep a log in our notebook!
Everyone remembers the mitochondrion from biology class. But who remembers the Kite-o-Mondrian?
What was the name of the janitor at the French marine biology school?
What does a trans woman call her biology female sibling?
What are the requirements to work in marine biology?
Your grades need to be above C-level
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
A professor studies bisexual people
He is a professor of biology
My biology teacher asked "What's heavier, the Indian or African elephant?"
I said "The elephant obviously!"
Did I ever tell you about the premonition I had in Biology class?
It was a cell fulfilling prophecy.
The marine biology seminars weren't for entertainment,
but were created for educational porpoises.
We were having a biology lecture about Pavlov's dog
We laughed and we laughed then the bell rang and we all went to the cafeteria
When you're brave and they're not in Biology class, you learn that...
Dissection is the better part of valor.
Love,
Kermit
My dad found out that I am at risk of failing biology
He told me, “If you fail at biology, you fail at life.”
Dear punners, my biology class has to decorate our door. We will make a bunch of snowglobes out of petri dishes. But i need Pun! Help?
According to chemistry...
My Biology lab presented a slide show about using a microscope.
It was called "how to focus" but I wasn't paying attention to the rest.
Biology jokes
What do you call a closted bottom
A substrate
Its horrible ik
I walked into the biology lab, and saw my lab partner dissecting an insect.
I said, “I think your fly is open.”
Tomorrow's my biology practical exam and I don't know how to chemically test for glucose
I'm so gonna be Fehling the test
When I found out a coworker has four step kids and one biological kid, I said "Hats off to you" . . . .
He replied, "No. Hats on. Hats on now."
A Marine Biology student was compiling a list of all the sea creatures they could find on Wikipedia. The next day they handed it in to their Professor, who took one look at it and said..
My biology teacher was late for class today.
I guess she missed her period.
A researcher working in a biology lab is brought two insects to dissect...
A cricket, and a tick.
He decides to start with the larger one, the cricket, and proceeds to put it under a microscope and carefully rip the dead insect apart writing down the results. Nothing unusual.
Moving on, he goes back to the delivery petri dish and notices the tick is missing.
He searches around for some time but the bugger is nowhere to be seen. Just before giving up he notices it crawling on his hand. Before the tick can bite him, he expertly grabs it and throws it under the microscope.
He turns it to the highest magnification and says to himself: "Let's see what makes you tick."
Biology Dad Joke
My Bio professor was teaching us how to press plants for our field journals. He kicked off the lecture with:
"Well, let's get down to the pressing business, shall we?"
Out of a room of twenty people, one person laughed. That person was me.
The local school board just purchased a powerful new microscope for the high school biology lab...
It's completely changed the way students look at life!
A post-biological society would be so healthy
My sister just dropped her Biology textbook on my foot.
I retired from marine biology today...
Now my life has no porpoise.
I once met someone in the Biology Lab..
Why did the biology teacher and the physics teacher split up?
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